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Captain Zero Fun

@CaptainZeroFun

râleur, Yevgenia Krasnova’s limousine driver, Tony DiBenedetto is my co-pilot, Chairman of the Bored©️

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Joined April 2011
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Parisian Aesthetics
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Pâté en croûte with pistachios and cornichons. Some things never need reinventing
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sNov 7
Remember Mr. Sketch scented markers?
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You can’t stop getting older. But you can unfat yourself and stop getting weaker.
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Boring_Business
@BoringBiz_Nov 6
People who went through the dot com bubble, GFC and 2020 watching investors panic over a 5% move in the NASDAQ
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@KalshiNov 6
JUST IN: Global stocks lose over $3,500,000,000,000.00 following Democrat "blue wave" Our traders forecast S&P 500 at 7,600 this year
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Todd Spence
@Todd_SpenceNov 4
Reading about how Patrick Stewart had a mantra before stepping onto a theater stage or before doing a film take, which was he'd close his eyes, take breath, and say to himself "I don't give a f*ck." lol Genuinely a great approach to life, understanding you don't have full control of anything, and just trying to enjoy yourself without adhering to any expectation. RIP Sir Patrick, a real one.
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sNov 4
Were you a Big Wheel kid growing up?
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As I’ve been saying ever since Zone 2 became trendy… Nothing in exercise science says Zone 2 has unique mitochondrial benefits that higher intensity exercise can't do in far less time. Plus, higher intensity exercise has many unique benefits that you can’t get with Zone 2.
BarryRoland19 (@BarryRoland19) profile pictureBarryRoland19
@BarryRoland19Nov 1
Peter Attia takes a one year hiatus and the first thing he says when he came back was “Zone 2 is overrated my bad lol.” My bad? Do you know how many boring ass hours of stationary bike I’ve done in the last two years?
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She is coming
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Parisian Aesthetics
@Parisianaes1Oct 31
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sOct 29
We lost a true titan of stage and screen. From the Royal Shakespeare Company to commanding the Starship Enterprise as Captain Jean-Luc Picard and leading the X-Men as Professor X, Sir Patrick Stewart brought unmatched grace, gravitas, and humanity to every role. Rest in peace, Sir Patrick. 🙏
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BORED
@BoredElonMuskOct 29
Legend
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 29
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Nassim Nicholas Taleb
@nntalebOct 24
Expertise increases risk taking only linearly, but the effects of collision are nonlinear: 40km/h is > 10 times the risks of 10km/h. This explains the mortality of experts outside ludic setups (racing tracks for cars, dedicated roads for cycling competitions, etc.) x isnot f(x)
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@opaisdociclismoOct 24
Pogacar visto em treinamento entre os carros em Monaco
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BORED
@BoredElonMuskOct 22
I think more normal people need to start making flags to represent them. Too many crazy people have a monopoly on flags.
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🚀 🇺🇸 We have liftoff!! And something worth landing in… 🦀 Our Bay Sauce hits stores soon! First stop in the flying car? The store for our BRAND NEW Bay Sauce. 🦀 Coming to shelves soon!
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Boring_Business
@BoringBiz_Oct 18
Simply wanting it more than everyone else is absolutely a competitive moat. The sooner you realize this, the better
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Christopher Lloyd
@DocBrownLloydOct 13
Almost time to see some serious shit…
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sOct 15
Who else popped their popcorn in this unit?
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Dream Theater
@dreamtheaternetOct 13
#DT17 is underway…
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Nassim Nicholas Taleb
@nntalebOct 12
Criminals. You can't trust any agreement with them, certainly not a ceasefire.
Peter Daou (@peterdaou) profile picturePeter Daou
@peterdaouOct 12
There is NO justification ever, under ANY moral code or international law, for one country to purposely destroy entire villages of another country, let alone during a "ceasefire." These are barbaric war crimes, streamed to the world.
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