CaptainDadPool

If you’re new to my page welcome! I’m best known on TikTok where I make entertaining/educational videos related to Biblical history, atheism and deconstruction, I also have a YT channel where I interview scholars in various fields, but Twitter is the outlet for my chaotic energy. – at Chambersburg, PA

Chris Hansen: you see how this looks, right?

Literally MAGA and “Jesus is king” in bio. Hard to believe I know.

Looking for something to do tonight? Come hang out with me on FreeThinkers Fireside tonight as we discuss historical and textual inaccuracies in the BIble! youtube.com/live/HW12Qwgv-5Q… via @YouTube

Taking some time to lock in today, just in case anyone needs to be reminded what the fuck they made me.

My 8 y/o just asked Google if it’s possible to delete everything including creation. Kids going to be a legend in the emo poetry community one day.

Look at my mutuals out here getting noticed. I’m not crying, you’re crying.

The thing about conspiracy theorists is they aren’t actually about freedom and truth seeking. What they crave more than anything is subjugation, that’s why they’re so quiet right now.

I still haven’t gotten over Finn and Flame Princess breaking up. That was my 9/11. #confessions

I need to stop preemptively explaining myself in every day conversations. But the reason I do that is because when I was a child.. *2 hours of white noise* ..blood was everywhere. But anyways that’s basically why I’m like this.

Wait Jimmy Swaggart died?! It’s not even my birthday!

The way I just cackled.

A little girl picked me flowers at work. It was the cutest fucking thing that’s ever happened to me.

Today I’m officially 3 months smober. My smobriety is going strong. And yes, I only made this post to share the pun. You’re welcome America.

So “you don’t need a blanket to poop” is a sentence that just came out of my mouth.

Thoughts and prayers to all the youth pastors who aren’t able to frost their tips in these trying times.

It’s like a character development arc but in real life.

This is like saying, “I am the worlds greatest chef. Steak should be eaten with ketchup.”

Hey that!… no that’s fair. That’s fair.

911 I’d like to report the most murder of all time.

The live action How to Train Your Dragon was really, really good. Take copious notes Disney.