Captain_Subpar (captainsubpar 🦋)

It all comes to an end tomorrow. But just remember that this is not, “goodbye.” This is, “I’ll see you later”. ❤️💙💚💛🩷🖤 #Gozyuger #Gorenger #supersentai #ナンバーワン戦隊ゴジュウジャー #ゴジュウジャー #スーパー戦隊50周年

Stop talking about me, Datt!😭

What's the canon reason for why Kimberly "never leaves home without" a Triceratops coin-etched hand mirror? Gift? Already hers? Is he an insane narcissist or is she an even more insane stalker?

Remember that time I totally went to NYCC to buy this Green Ranger and didn’t just walk into a GameStop on a random Saturday morning and see him chilling on the shelf? 👀

So the theme is... stripes? 🤨

I must admit these Chris Mooneyham variant covers for "Power Rangers Green" are pretty fantastic. It was nice of TJ to let the Tommy clones bask in his aura.

It's incredibly simple: if you aren't bringing the EXACT same energy towards Mutn that you did towards Jyao, look in the mirror. You're the problem.

Normalize simply posting a few heartfelt words and symbolic photos as a means of reminiscing when an entertainer who was personally meaningful passes. Hard pass on the A.I. slop reanimation monstrosities. They aren't loving tributes. They're ghoulish.

Well, at least they accurately kept Kendall being a catty bitch towards Shelby for no good reason… 😒

🌕Howl at the moon!🌙 Winner! GOZYUGER WOLF! #Gozyuger #MemorialTegaSword

I’m okay with this as official Power Rangers lore.

Don't get me wrong, the Black Turbo Ranger suit is sweet. In concept, I adore "Mad Max"-ing Turbo designs. It makes sense. But "make a good ranger evil" is the oldest trick in the Power Rangers playbook (especially the comics). And you know Blake will obnoxiously monetize it.

The fact that the Black Turbo Ranger in "Power Rangers Unlimited" is so clearly going to be revealed as Justin since they have the exact same helmet grill is profoundly lame. Stop trying to make Justin cool. That will never be a thing.

I know why no one wants to shop at your new boutique store, Mrs. Garrett. Goggle V is lame. Get some better Super Sentai merch!

The odd Power Rangers things you see people post on marketplace. What? Why was this a thing? Who is going to buy this? And why? To give crusty, dusty Zack a lapdance? All of these questions are hypothetical. I don't want answers!😭

Amaz*n shouldn't be suggesting a cheap, generic "Celestial Warrior" that is demonstrably cooler than at least half a dozen legitimate megazords.

"Scrubs" giving us the Lightspeed Rescue sequel we need. You can bounce, Ninja Kidz.

Now THIS is a Project R.E.D. I can get behind.

"We have Gozyujin at home." Gozyujin at home: