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Humphrey

@Captainmanoz

football lover,player,analyst Dynamos,man utd and real madrid supporter Gaffer TID

 Santiago Trafford in Rufaro
Joined December 2022
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My 2025 prayer💪
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Remove Rio in those sentences
Kara (@UTDKarra) profile pictureKara
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Gary Neville, Rio Ferdinand, Michael Owen. Wayne Rooney, Ashley Young, Paul Scholes and Dimitar Berbatov. It shall never be well with you all for refusing to call for Carrick’s sacking and allowing this club to sink into the relegation zone. Even if Amorim wasn’t perfect, the negativity you all poured on him week in, week out was unbelievable. Because he wasn’t English. You all will ask God for bread and he will give each of you a stone whenever you ask for bread, for misleading the public and refusing to speak up about what is happening at this club. And to every Manchester United fan who still refuses to see that this is 95% a coaching problem, you deserve this humiliation. At this point, I hope we get relegated to the Championship with Carrick.
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Humphrey (@Captainmanoz) profile pictureHumphrey@Captainmanoz13h
Aston Villa and utd will draw
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Definately
Mark Goldbridge (@markgoldbridge) profile pictureMark Goldbridge
@markgoldbridge10h
Cunha simulation again. Clearly puts his foot across to win it. Sorry but that's not a penalty
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Famba Villaaaaaaaa
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Ama 2k defense 😂😂😂
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Villa yabirirwa hayo
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Pamberi neZanu Pf Ko pachinei
Nyere Mapara〽 (@major_minister) profile pictureNyere Mapara〽@major_ministerNov 7
Nenyaya dzese dzamunombotaura pano tingati vanhu vese ava vakapusa here ,imimi mega mega ndimi makangwara ??😂😆
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Aston Villa and utd will draw
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My advice for you; never listen to this album kana wakuda kurara or if you're about to get busy, because honestly unozotadza kuita zvawanga uchida wave kungoteerera ngoma on repeat
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Rawandirwa nemacomments ari emotional
Nigel Tha SlickPastor (@thaslickpastor) profile pictureNigel Tha SlickPastor
@thaslickpastorNov 7
If you entered a room with everything you ever lost what would you look for first?
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Everything should wait Tosangana kuground
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Zwitter Football Club (@Zwitterfootbal) profile pictureZwitter Football Club@ZwitterfootbalNov 5
Sunday munhu wese ku Gateway. Gateway Primary not High School Use entrance yekuna The Chase
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Kawoz@TKawondera18h
Ready
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Zwitter Football Club (@Zwitterfootbal) profile pictureZwitter Football Club@ZwitterfootbalNov 5
Sunday munhu wese ku Gateway. Gateway Primary not High School Use entrance yekuna The Chase
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The Big Refresh Party💚✅
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Playing 4 away matches in a row and winning them all🤝
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoNov 7
8️⃣📈 Real Madrid win 8 games in a row for the first time since 2022.
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Chakandinakidza ndechekuti ivo varidzi vasati vatiudza kana kuti ratidza kuti varamba pane vakatozvishambadza kuti rudo hakuchina Unreal
Dr. Solicitor At Large (@Zvoutete14) profile pictureDr. Solicitor At Large@Zvoutete1423h
Panapa pane couple yakarambana yakapinda mu depression gore rese.
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Ready for the game @Tekkalekker @uncleflo_ @Linton5mk1 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
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Zwitter Football Club (@Zwitterfootbal) profile pictureZwitter Football Club@ZwitterfootbalNov 5
Sunday munhu wese ku Gateway. Gateway Primary not High School Use entrance yekuna The Chase
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From the list Winky D Macheso Jp Tuku Dhehwa
Dr. Solicitor At Large (@Zvoutete14) profile pictureDr. Solicitor At Large@Zvoutete14Nov 7
From the list below, who makes it into your all time top 5 FAVORITE list?. JP Tuku Skuza Winky Dhewa Dembo Tazvida Zhakata Macheso Matavire Mukanya Chimbetu Chibadura Chimombe Charamba Majaivana Manyeruke Chiwoniso Madzibaba Bundu Boys Pengaudzoke Marko Sibanda Munhumumwe Hosiah Chipanga Mine in order of preference: 1. Zhakata 2. Matavire 3. Macheso 4. Pengaudzoke 5. Marko Sibanda
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Bhanduru redu is never safe regai ridhuriswe coz chii chakadaro
Geza Revolution (@BlessedGeza) profile pictureGeza Revolution@BlessedGezaNov 5
Fellow Comrades, lets meet tomorrow 6 November 2026 | 10 a.m CAT
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Good afternoon vana nhingi vasingaterere nhingi nekuti vanoterera nhingi You will lose good music "Shungu dzirege dziputike"
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OkayAfrica
@OkayAfricaNov 5
🔥🇿🇼 @winkydonline breaks down a line from “Tête  Tête” for OkayAfrica’s Lyric IQ. He explains how the song calls for peace, love and unity. He also shares his vision for an Africa proud of its identity and committed to the dignity of its people.
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