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The Cristo-Fascist your gender studies professor warned you about. Anti-Communist Psalms 144:1, John 3:17, #DesantisRepublican

Joined March 2023
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Democrats are about to drop the ball so hard.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Texas Democrats are filing a FLOOD of proposed bills that would TAKE AWAY gun rights for Americans. Here's what's been filed so far: HB 218 (Johnson): would create extreme-risk protective orders, including temporary orders issued without notice. A family or household member or a peace officer could apply if they allege the person has a serious mental illness and poses an immediate danger because of access to firearms. The person would have to turn over their guns within 24 hours; a full order would last up to a year and could be renewed. Possessing a gun in violation would be a Class A misdemeanor. HB 173 (Moody): would make it a state jail felony to transfer a semiautomatic rifle that takes a detachable magazine and is larger than .22 caliber to anyone under 21, with exceptions for peace officers, current or honorably discharged military, and some temporary loans at a range or hunt. HB 576 (Lalani): would bar registered sex offenders from buying a firearm, but only for registration based on an offense committed on or after Sept. 1, 2027. HB 103 (Martinez): would expand the state crime of reckless discharge of a firearm so it also covers counties of 500,000 or more people, not just cities of 100,000 or more. SB 80 (Zaffirini): would prohibit certain transfers, purchases, and possession of assault weapons and would create criminal offenses. HB 606 (Lalani): would prohibit transferring firearms to, or the purchase or possession of firearms by, people under 21, and would create a criminal offense. HB 610 (Lalani): would prohibit transferring firearms to certain recipients under 21. HB 857 (Anchía): would prohibit transferring certain semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients under 21, and would create a criminal offense and increase a penalty. HB 771 (Sethi): would prohibit transferring certain semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients, and would create a criminal offense and increase a penalty. HB 806 (Reynolds): would prohibit transferring semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients and would increase a criminal penalty. HB 613 (Lalani): would require a national instant criminal background check on private firearm transfers and would create a criminal offense. HB 612 (Lalani): would prohibit a sex offender from possessing a firearm. (prob the only reasonable one) HB 609 (Lalani): would increase the criminal penalty for making a firearm accessible to a child. HB 658 (Moody): would change the prosecution and punishment of making a firearm accessible to a child and would increase a criminal penalty. HB 618 (Moody): would restrict transferring firearm magazines to people who are prohibited from possessing the type of firearm the magazine is made for, and would create a criminal offense. HB 659 (Moody): would require licensed firearms dealers to report certain sales or transfers of multiple firearms or magazines to law enforcement, and would create a criminal offense. HB 660 (Moody): would require certain people already prohibited from owning or possessing a firearm to dispose of firearms they own, possess, or control. HB 712 (Gámez): would address a city or county's authority to regulate or prohibit carrying a firearm in certain libraries. HB 776 (Sethi): would address expulsion-related offenses involving possessing, carrying, exhibiting, or using a firearm on or within 1,000 feet of school property. HB 859 (Anchía): would increase the criminal penalty for discharging a firearm in certain municipalities.
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Making it Robert Pattinson would just turn Bond into every other Hollywood slop. Would fail. O’Connor would be a gay and weak Bond. Hoult would probably work. Lowden and Turner are by far the best options. Either one would be fine but I’m betting on Turner. The same guy who broke that Daniel Craig was Bond back in the day reported it’s Turner and then Pierce Brosnan came out and endorsed him. Those aren’t coincidences.
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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Making it Robert Pattinson would just turn Bond into every other Hollywood slop. Would fail. O’Connor would be a gay and weak Bond. Hoult would probably work. Lowden and Turner are by far the best options. Either one would be fine but I’m betting on Turner. The same guy who broke that Daniel Craig was Bond back in the day reported it’s Turner and then Pierce Brosnan came out and endorsed him. Those aren’t coincidences.
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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DeSantis leaves office as one of the most popular Republican Governors in the country Christie’s claim to fame is leaving office with a sub 20 approval rating and being fat
🚨Just in: Chris Christie is now calling out Governor Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantis) “I think the governor is getting ready to leave office, and he's looking for a way to be relevant. And I think he looks like he's talking out of both sides of his mouth.”
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The whole country is going to move to Florida.
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Governor-Elect Gina Hinojosa requests pause on selling state land to Elon Musk.
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I am thinking we should have nominated DeSantis
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MAGA lost Texas. Fuck all the way off.
Where was this DeSantis back in 2024? “Oh he’s just posturing a run for president again” yeah I don’t care, we need more people on that debate stage saying the right stuff
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We tried to warn y’all
Trump never should have won the Republican Primary against DeSantis from a strategic standpoint. He was just as dumb then as he is now. It’s just every influencer in unison just told you Trump was on a vengeance tour against the deep state when it was obviously never true.
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Imagine being this delusional.
“Young white men are voting +35 Democrat bc Ashley Hinson gave them the sads?”
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The lib California migration to Texas algorithm
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I’m married.
Do you have a girlfriend in Niagara Falls? Sincerely.
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I manage 2 companies full time. I WISH. I could sit and relax for a second. You do a podcast for 2 hours a day. I’m blessed to just have one weekend a month off with my family. Sincerely. Go fuck your self.
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It’s funny how you assume this. You really think people are out there playing video games all day? I wish I had the luxury to play video games or do anything for fun for that matter. All people are doing is working. All I do is work to pay basic bills. That’s the problem.
Anon is proud to play video games in mom’s basement, all in the name of the Lord, of course
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Doubling down on you’re stupidity. Enjoy your blue state. You earned it.
The anon incels voted for the world to burn and have never been happier. Their cowardice has gone manic. Told ya.
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DeSantis bros stay vindicated
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The woman cop needs to be fired immediately.
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I’m going to be buying 10 red baron pizzas tomorrow.
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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No one created more division in this country than him.
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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