Lagos, Nigeria
Joined November 2019
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Mavo is mid but it's his looks you're focused on.
When we are ready to address how his type of music is also mid, I'll be participating in this discourse. Till then...
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So called “pro democracy” rightoids when someone they don't like wins an election:
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brother, you’re myopic and it’s very painful to see. life goes on beyond the 4-5 years you’re going to spend in that school. imagine being grateful to your oppressors for morsels.
when i gained admission to unilag, i was paying 16k as fees. before i left, my fees skyrocketed to 200k. thanks to who???
because of the increment, they introduced this loan. they increased your fees and brought you loan option and you have the mind to tweet this.
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Nigerians hearing this and having an auto-immune crash out when this should be the norm. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Governor Sanwo-Olu invited me to the Governor’s Office to apologize after I was harassed and arrested during #EndSARS
I told him to come to my house instead… you are our servant, you work for me 😳💔”
This is what sanwo olu have dragged himself to.
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“Governor Sanwo-Olu invited me to the Governor’s Office to apologize after I was harassed and arrested during #EndSARS
I told him to come to my house instead… you are our servant, you work for me 😳💔”
This is what sanwo olu have dragged himself to.
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The way women package waywardness, you’d never think it’s the same thing they’re referring to lol
Your colleague was cheating on her loving boyfriend with a married man, something a lot of women swear they don’t do on this app, the man broke his home and married her after 6months of leaving his wife, and somehow your colleague is the smart person in this story because of USA trip and push gift?
Did the married man’s wife tell you what he did for her when he was courting her? Lol I wish her all the best
It doesn’t always work like that oh☹️☹️
When I was working in the bank, one of my colleagues was dating a big man who happened to be one of our major customers. At the time, she still had her boyfriend so we all advised her to just chop the man’s money while maintaining her relationship. 😭
Six months into the relationship, she came to work one day and told us the man wanted to leave his wife and marry her we screamed.. We told her not to make that mistake because we were convinced that if he could leave his wife for her, he could also leave her for someone else.
She married him exactly one year into their relationship.
Fast-forward to when she had her first pregnancy, the man sponsored her to USA to have their first baby. she sent us chocolate and whenever I’m eating that chocolate, I feel like ntor 🥵😜was attached to it because imagined she listened to our advice? She for still dey do “next customer please with that red bank”
She has had her second child with the same man, got a brand-new car as a push present and her mum has travelled to the USA about five times now.
Omo, life don pass rich prince falling in love with village girl feem abeg..
Anytime I view her status, I’m always grateful that she followed her mind oh and never listen to us.
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Anytime a celebrity is sharing money on the TL and people are publicly spelling out their issues, I ask myself what my shame has ever done for me?
🤣🫵🏽 are you the one with the long hair?
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An untrained man stands little chance, against a professional female boxer. And this is facts, see that elbow combo, she will beat up an average man.
Jane Osigwe 🦾
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Medusa’s waiting.
303 GARAGE: MEDUSA’S LAIR 🐍
29.10.26 · 9PM · Snug Banquet Hall
Masks on. Eyes low.
See you inside.
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With women you must always be in the Goldilocks zone
Too hot, no water on your surface
Runaway green house effect
Too cold, water turns to ice life can't flourish
