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Carlos

@CarlosBitMe

IT Consultant (martech, mba) in California and a Chivas fan. Saying what a lot of us are thinking, out loud. Gamer: Call of Duty Warzone, OpenAI, Anthropic

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2017
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Great to see Call of Duty finally hardware banning cheaters from the game. Req was boosting and wants Activision to ban him for a week instead. Why? So bro can hop on his alt account, ride out the ban, and come back to cheat again! LOL
This is an extremely harsh punishment. Lobby boosting does not deserve an immediate hardware ban. Please, Activision, reconsider and reduce my ban to one week or even one month. I would gladly accept that. This is truly unfair! CallofDuty Activision aldaejam CallofDutyCM

ALT This is an extremely harsh punishment. Lobby boosting does not deserve an immediate hardware ban. Please, Activision, reconsider and reduce my ban to one week or even one month. I would gladly accept that. This is truly unfair! CallofDuty Activision aldaejam CallofDutyCM

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Be more like Thierry and less like Poch
Mike Chiropolos (@UneasyChair) profile pictureMike Chiropolos@UneasyChairNov 13
Replying to @golz_tv
Unlike Poch, Thierry is fluent in English Unlike Poch, Thierry was a transcendent player Unlike Poch, Thierry is a stellar communicator extending to players, suits, the public and the media — a big part of the job of a natty team coach Unlike Poch, Thierry is true to his word
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Dear hackers, Transfer a couple million dollars into my bank account, get me 2,000 verified followers on X, and make me the owner of 10,000 acres of land in Southern California. Do something nice, for once. Sincerely, EVERYONE!!
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This happened in 24 hours btw - NVidia CEO steps down in a spy scandal - Microsoft & Outlook goes down globally - Building collapses in NYC - Tanker sinks a river cruise ship in New Orleans - The FAA grounds ALL flights in USA - TheBurntPeanut loses Best Vtuber award 2026 is going out with a bang! 😭
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Microsoft Outlook is back. Everyone in the office be like…
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ATTENTION WARZONE PLAYERS & Call of Duty streamer fans! Aim assist is now disabled when you're inside the smoke of a smoke grenade. This is the anti-cheat! LOL Next time ur favorite WZ streamer, pro, or tiktok sweat is still shooting too straight inside smoke, your boy is SUS af! haha
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 12 GAMEPLAY Smoke Grenades Aim assist is now disabled when shooting through smoke from Smoke Grenades, even if gunfire or explosions open gaps in the smoke.

ALT THURSDAY NOVEMBER 12 GAMEPLAY Smoke Grenades Aim assist is now disabled when shooting through smoke from Smoke Grenades, even if gunfire or explosions open gaps in the smoke.

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i need your help X friends, basically i need 296 Verified Followers :( i will follow back to help you too. Can we get this one done in 10 minutes? lol #LightningStrikes
Have at least 500 Verified followers

ALT Have at least 500 Verified followers

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Microsoft Outlook OneDrive Exchange Teams SharePoint Microsoft Copilot 365 Microsoft Defender ...are all still dead for me. Anyone else?
Current status: We're aggressively pursuing all pathways to reduce impact. As a precaution, we've paused all deployments and configuration changes while we review recent changes for any correlation to this event. We've determined that the elevated load isn't driven by an overall increase in traffic, but by a large number of servers being unexpectedly unavailable, which is shifting load onto the remaining infrastructure. We're investigating what's causing these servers to become unavailable while we work to safely return them to service. Scope of impact: This issue may affect users attempting to access the affected Microsoft 365 services.

ALT Current status: We're aggressively pursuing all pathways to reduce impact. As a precaution, we've paused all deployments and configuration changes while we review recent changes for any correlation to this event. We've determined that the elevated load isn't driven by an overall increase in traffic, but by a large number of servers being unexpectedly unavailable, which is shifting load onto the remaining infrastructure. We're investigating what's causing these servers to become unavailable while we work to safely return them to service. Scope of impact: This issue may affect users attempting to access the affected Microsoft 365 services.

Carlos (@CarlosBitMe) profile pictureCarlos
@CarlosBitMeNov 12
Microsoft OneDrive and Outlook are down bad. At least Teams and Xbox Live are available lol
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Microsoft OneDrive and Outlook are down bad. At least Teams and Xbox Live are available lol
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This is what the Cybertruck should have been. Way easier to build, not so wild looking, but still stands out. Sold out instantly.
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Warzone MW4 is way too addicting! 🥵 What they put in this game, chat?!
Call of duty warzone s1 hajin new map

ALT Call of duty warzone s1 hajin new map

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Going to Outback Steakhouse for the first time. What should I order ? 🇦🇺
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Today i honor Veterans, military service members, and military spouses 🫡
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Hey @supercell Support why was 1200 Crown Token revoked from my account? There’s no other details or information about this lol anyone else get this today in #ClashRoyale ?
Supercell support Please be advised... The Following has been revoked from your account 1200 Crown Token

ALT Supercell support Please be advised... The Following has been revoked from your account 1200 Crown Token

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any updates on this @ClashRoyale ???
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Don’t do things just for money. When you constantly think, ‘I need to make money,’ you make the entire process miserable.
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If you play #CallofDuty and see this, follow me, I’ll follow you back tomorrow while I sip on my espresso. Lavazza medium roast is my go to link.amazon/B02lxfv3c
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like this post if you have NOT been "shadowbanned for no reason" in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4, trying to see something ;)
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Call of Duty Warzone 4 might be the best battle royale of all time
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Do you love pizza? If yes, follow me and I’ll follow you back with an extra slice of this 😋
Pepperoni mozzarella and basil pizza

ALT Pepperoni mozzarella and basil pizza

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