¡¡Yo Soy YO!! ¡Disfruto la Vida y la Vivo AQUI Y AHORA! Disfrutando mis Momentos! ❤️Mi cumpleaños 18 de sept. ❤️
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Clausy 𝕏 retweeted
No pongan en Google “Diputada con boca chueca”….porque le sale la imagen de la “Diputada Bombitas”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Clausy 𝕏 retweeted
Today my mother, were she still alive, would have turned 100. She was an extraordinary woman, although I don’t think she thought of herself that way at all.
She was born in a hamlet on the Danube River in Austria between the twentieth century’s two World Wars. The latter war raged through her teenage years, and upon its conclusion she met my father as a US Army officer stationed in his native Austria. She accompanied him to this country as a war bride, and thus left for good the valleys her people had farmed for centuries.
I knew her as an American diplomatic spouse in the days when that was a full-time job in its own right. There was none better. She was fluent in three languages, a master at putting people at ease and finding common ground, and—along with my wife—the most naturally elegant woman I ever met.
We’re blessed that she had the opportunity to meet her grandchildren, and I’m proud to carry forth her mischievous spirit and hearty laugh.
Happy centennial!
Maria Jobst Landau, 1926-2010
Clausy 𝕏 retweeted
Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
Clausy 𝕏 retweeted
Ya que se pusieron de moda los videos cursis, es bueno recordar esta chulada de @RicardoMonrealA
También en Zacatecas hace aire mi Lupe.
Clausy 𝕏 retweeted
This ungrateful @Walmart employee is out here on the clock talking about how he hates this country because it’s “fucking needy and greedy,” claims “nobody wants to be here,” and bitches that the company is “forcing” him to work while he’s literally getting paid.
On top of that, the idiot is asking where he can vote because he thinks there’s a presidential election happening right now and he wants to get Trump out of office.
Fire his ass!
Clausy 𝕏 retweeted
As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States.
The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio .
From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
Clausy 𝕏 retweeted
Este joven pendejo está borrando la imagen institucional de la alcaldía, definitivamente está más loco su su mamá, la maltrataperritos.
Vinimos a Tlatelolco a quitar la propaganda de “Renace Cuauhtémoc”, en cumplimiento de lo determinado por el Tribunal Electoral.
Mientras la #AlcaldíaCuauhtémoc destina recursos públicos a comprar pintura y pagar trabajadores para tapizar bardas con promoción ilegal, las verdaderas necesidades de la gente siguen esperando.
Clausy 𝕏 retweeted
Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a live bat on stage in 1982 and had to take 24 rabies injections immediately after. He snorted a line of ants off the sidewalk on a dare. Got arrested for urinating on the Alamo in a dress. Was charged with attempting to murder his own wife Sharon during a blackout he has zero memory of. Was fired from Black Sabbath for showing up drunk to rehearsal for three weeks straight.
He sold over 100 million records. Black Sabbath invented heavy metal and made $50 million before he was 30. His solo career added another $100 million. The Osbournes on MTV became the most watched reality show in the network's history. Sharon turned a complete madman into a global brand worth over $220 million.
In the video below, a 1982 interview surfaces where Ozzy sits completely unfiltered and explains the bat, the dr*gs, the split personality - and why Adolf Hitler inspired his stage show.
He said there are two people living inside him. Ozzy Osbourne and John Osbourne. John likes to go fishing and have quiet dinners with his wife. Ozzy bites the heads off things and 80,000 people lose their minds.
On dr*gs he was direct: he took them like they were going out of fashion. Every kind. Every day for years. Then one morning decided he was wasting a God-given talent on a dope attitude and stopped.
On Hitler - he said he admired the charisma. Not the crimes. The ability to move millions of people in one direction. He wanted to take that same energy and point it toward something good.
The interviewer stared at him.
The most dangerous-looking man in rock history - sitting in a chair talking about fishing trips and how much he loves his wife.
Was Ozzy Osbourne rock's greatest madman, or just the most honest man in the room?
Clausy 𝕏 retweeted
La señora @A_MontielR sostiene una discusión con @hdemauleon La dirigente no tiene conciencia de que es la Política la que simula y engaña. Su discurso es hueco y solo con lugares comunes. No tiene nivel frente a Mauleon.
