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carson

@CarsonMlnarik

Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless // comedian, writer @queerty & professional tweeter

 New York City, NY
Joined August 2015
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“I think I’m gonna go. They confiscated my vape”
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I've been both a publicist and a journalist and regret to inform you that we're all annoying.
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Rebecca Alter@ralterNov 4
Ella McCay just became governor of the state she was born and raised in
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why does this look like him getting emotional over coming out as a rat
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L🪽@kidmandelreyOct 29
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i am the only person who can correctly rank taylor swift's entire discography. my ranking would bring world peace and nobody would disagree with it
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I gotchu
laura (@melaudrama) profile picturelaura@melaudramaOct 20
girl so confusing edit with elizabeth holmes and amanda seyfried. someone get on this
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Say what you want, but I know this duo would be fun as hell at the New Mexico State Fair
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Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 19
Nathan Fielder tells @WIRED Elizabeth Holmes revealed to him her favorite movie is ‘Elf.’
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tay@hairball1952Oct 16
do you guysy understand what it means to get the chappell roan and olivia rodrigo stamp ?? david byrne is HERE to stay idc
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@oliviarodrigoOct 16
Replying to @oliviarodrigo
watch the "expectations" video out now. huge shoutout to David Byrne for the most incredible cameo ever!!! OliviaRodrigo.lnk.to/expecta…
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Queerty@QueertyOct 13
Caffeine, pop divas & queer culture: A conversation with Queerty’s Carson Minarik buff.ly/AWzgUYm
Caffeine, pop divas & queer culture: A conversation with Queerty’s Carson Mlnarik

Caffeine, pop divas & queer culture: A conversation with Queerty’s Carson Mlnarik

Welcome back to our weekly members-only conversation, in which one fabulous Queerty writer, editor, or social media maven reveals what’s entertaining them–just as they entertain you! Today’s special...

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Happy Elizabeth Holmes documentary release day to all who celebrate.
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I used to be jealous of Dua Lipa until I learned she had her first hot dog ever last night. Now I know I am richer than her in ways she can’t even imagine.
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@marlins_manOct 8
I got to tell you. She is super nice. Just married. Abd i wished her 50 years of happiness. Plus was her 1st baseball game and 1st hotdog ever. Special night
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he looks like he’s not allowed to have fruit punch at your 3rd grade birthday party
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Queerty@QueertyOct 3
It’s been a spooky hot week. buff.ly/ppjk3pW
Gym crushes, gay Halloween tees & Jonathan Bailey as Dracula: 10 things we’re obsessed with this...

Gym crushes, gay Halloween tees & Jonathan Bailey as Dracula: 10 things we’re obsessed with this...

It's been a spooky hot week.

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Queerty@QueertySep 28
The 2026 VMAs lived up to its reputation, thanks to the girls and gays. buff.ly/8OqpoqA
Madonna’s star-studded opener, Adam Lambert’s tribute to George Michael & all the gayest moments...

Madonna’s star-studded opener, Adam Lambert’s tribute to George Michael & all the gayest moments...

The 2026 VMAs lived up to its reputation, thanks to the girls and gays.

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Queerty@QueertySep 27
Join us for a vogue down memory lane… buff.ly/kgcrcpR
Madonna is opening the VMAs & here’s some of her most iconic show moments

Madonna is opening the VMAs & here’s some of her most iconic show moments

Join us for a vogue down memory lane...

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Queerty@QueertySep 26
Here’s what we’re obsessed with this week! buff.ly/rolKXfn
Gay Halloween, Spice Girls & Survivor‘s newest LGBTQ+ star: 10 things we’re obsessed with this week

Gay Halloween, Spice Girls & Survivor‘s newest LGBTQ+ star: 10 things we’re obsessed with this week

Here's what we're obsessed with this week!

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When the “pink clouding” chorus hit for the first time… #TSTLOASTheEncore
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“Cleveland!” bridge be like
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Queerty@QueertySep 19
So many gay obsessions, so little time. buff.ly/vCkmABZ
Sniffies unveils comfy undies, Troye goes Medieval & Mama Gaga: 10 things we’re obsessed with this...

Sniffies unveils comfy undies, Troye goes Medieval & Mama Gaga: 10 things we’re obsessed with this...

So many gay obsessions, so little time.

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