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Whatever happens happens. @HConzet is flawless. i guess im pretty cool. R U from Elk River?

Joined August 2012
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BREAKING: Daniel Ricciardo to replace Nyck de Vries at AlphaTauri for the rest of the 2023 season #F1
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Still cant beleve the mountains turn blue when the beer gets cold
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Baja blast is the nectar of the gods
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Yea
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rt if u like fat ass or if u just absolutely hate your life rn no one will know which one
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i’m built different like incorrectly idk
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Melvin Capital can short squeeze deez nuts, I'm holding the line until your fucking building falls over
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you inside her dms, I’m insider trading. we aren’t the same
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Carter Madsen retweeted
Thank god somebody came up with golf. What a great idea.
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I FUCKING SUCK AT GOLF FOR HOW MUCH I GOLF
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no amount of baja blast can fix the past
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boys don’t mature. they just graduate from xbox to golf.
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tom nook did nothing wrong. you’re just Financially Irresponsible
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looking for a guitar hero girlfriend
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Carter Madsen retweeted
So anyway, you get this fucking awesome cutscene at the end of the cairo station mission in Halo 2. After you disable that huge covenant bomb I mentioned earlier, the chief is all like "I'm gonna give the covenant back their bomb", he's such a fucking badass I'm telling you he-
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Carter Madsen retweeted
feel like i’ve matured a ton already this year. for example i’m no longer “at the bar with the boys” i’m “at the pub with the lads”
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Carter Madsen retweeted
me? not dappin my boys up? i'd rather pass away
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ur life is a movie. mine is a cringe compilation. we are not the same
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