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New Orleans, LA
Joined June 2019
Ellen Degenerate retweeted
Not romantic enough, not kind enough, not thoughtful enough, not caring enough. All of the above! Yes!
leaving a man because he’s not romantic enough is valid btw
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Idk if I’ve ever had a headache this bad…I feel like I’m bout to tear up and throw up
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We asking the right questions again
I wonder if Chloe and Halle flip niggas
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Ellen Degenerate retweeted
the fuckin box would have me actin up.
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Ellen Degenerate retweeted
And fight an undead pedo with knives for fingers
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My costume requires a jumpsuit & the first one I ordered wouldn’t go past my thigh so I panic ordered a different one & didn’t realize it’s a freaky frog one til I got it & a g-string fell out then I saw it has a butt zipper 😭 def gotta wear shorts just in case somebody try me
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The permanent person for the role I was temporarily handling told the client he’s been looking at my work and he doesn’t think he’ll be half as good as I was…sir, please keep that to yourself 😭
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Chile I been waiting on this last episode of The Pet Cemetery Murders: A Ghost Story all week
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Ellen Degenerate retweeted
Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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Ellen Degenerate retweeted
Don’t come on my page disagreeing with me this a dick riding page only
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I’m watching the new season of The Terminal List & they said the next terrorist attack was gone be in Odessa & my ass was thinking Texas & was like why tf would it be there then I saw “Odessa, Ukraine” and said “OHHHH” lmao
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I need to go to bed 😂
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Them saints shoulda been playing in Paris, Texas today hell
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Ellen Degenerate retweeted
Full moon rising, view from Westwego, New Orleans
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Kellen Moore being 0-3 vs the Falcons is honestly enough to fire him.
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Ellen Degenerate retweeted
You deserve what you get if you eat this
Sour Patch Kids Wings from Wingstop. Will report back soon.
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And go to space!
can you believe he’s going to punch someone’s head off one day
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I always feel like it’s my moral duty to yell to people poking on the parking payment machines on Sundays that it’s free that day
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Getting our ass whipped before I can even get a lil brunch in me is crazy…keep them niggas in Paris
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