Catching the Classics

Bold of you to assume I’m holding up.

Someone told Pope Leo his team was losing and he locked in…

I doubt this is what happened, but this is immediately how I pictured the wave going down:

Never getting over how S1 Ted told Rebecca she had “a coupon for life,” and then S3 Rebecca begged Ted to stay and he left her crying in an airport. wtf is wrong with this man? He’s beyond depressed. He’s just stupid. #tedbecca

#wfgspoilers . . . . . . Jeff Goldblum calling himself a “corn-fed hick” is crazy. Sir, respectfully, that is a face has seen an iPhone (and a post-2000s skincare routine).

A summary of what my Thanksgiving is gonna look like:

// wfg spoilers . . . . . . NGL it’s weird that Nessa — THE GOVERNOR OF MUNCHKINLAND — isn’t at the YBR completion celebration in MUNCHKINLAND.

// wfg spoilers . . . . . . Nessa during TWWotE:

In the Wizard of Oz movie, the Scarecrow was put in charge of Emerald City (or all of Oz???) So, the minute the Wizard and Dorothy left, he just straight-up disappeared forever to be with Elphaba, leaving Glinda (and Tin Man and Lion) to run everything. Fiyero/Scarecrow:

//mild wfg spoilers . . . . . NGL, as amazing as Cynthia’s NGD is, it’s missing that iconic “Fiyerooooooooooooooo” yell at the beginning. The song doesn’t feel right without it.

.@rianjohnson writing a script that just so happens to call for a very tall, brooding man:

Compare that to the Glenn Close “101 Dalmatians.” I don’t think most of these LA remakes should exist, but if they have to exist, then at least make them look GOOD!!!

Me trying to watch this washed out shit

The bitch doth protest too much, methinks…

Just come out of the closet already…