Catholic Girl Probs 👯🙏🏻

I am a firm believer in God placing us exactly where we need to be. It may not make sense in the moment, But it will make sense in the end.

Here for a traditional CGP tweet bc someone emailed us asking if our company’s drug can save the pope’s life

I still call it abc family so there are zero chances I’m calling the Kennedy center THAT

Saw the neighborhood chat popping off that a bunch of packages were not delivered even though tracking said it was. All from December 10, which coincidentally was when this @UPS contract driver was here

Worked 14 hours yesterday. Didn’t even realize it was my birthday so I didn’t even get to redeem my birthday drink from @Starbucks. Crappy birthday perk for people who, you know, work.

Like can Virginia tech scoop up James Franklin? We don’t need to win a natty, we just need to beat uva

went to my 20 year reunion tonight. Catholic education for us girls resulted in every single one of us being successful doctors, lawyers, nurses, etc. all looked exactly the same or better The boys? Beard or bald. Maybe both. One was a YouTuber who got up and rapped

I feel like 10 years ago I would have spent hours on this account saying something, many things, about today. But it’s sad. It’s been sad. 18 years ago I had to deal with a mass shooting at my university. I was never the same after that. I feel for these kids so so much.

Stop messaging me on teams and asking “how are you”. I’m logged into teams which means I’m working. I’m not doing well.

Is bath and body works a recession indicator?

When you hear of having a stock the bar party before a wedding, do you think it’s to stock the bar at the wedding reception or to stock their home personal bar?

Having someone invalidate your trauma is so aggravating

Crashing out bc I found out through insta that @hodakotb ‘s niece graduated from my high school today and will also be a hokie. Anyways, go knights?

You know what two things have no business being named the same thing? Tempura paint and tempura shrimp

One of the new hills I will die on is that cordless stick vacuums are not strong enough for carpets. They are merely replacements for brooms and sweeping floors

Special trip for Mass this week

Ok but they’ll have words. Caleb went to an all boys catholic school lol

Do you think Leo and Obama knew each other?

Fully expected a USA chant to break out in St. Peter’s square because Americans are so unserious