@CavemanSenator

he/they. if they sleepin on you, tuck em in 🇵🇸 it’s pretty obvious that I’m not actually john fetterman.

 Nashville-ish, TN
Joined May 2014
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Boy i sure hope i don’t get touched by the stingray that makes you take your pants off The stingray that makes you take your pants off:
UFO mania
@maniaUFOSep 8
Not For Your Amusement Park😬
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beetleplexx@beetleplex4317714h
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ok so i definitely made a drunk purchase because i just got this in the mail today, and i genuinely don’t remember buying this shirt but holy shit it’s gold
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Nashville Hot Prolapse
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Cutting up a poop with a mandoline slicer
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Daughtry songs are so good they make my winky twitch
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Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton26 Oct 2016
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Stan by Eminem the poop remix just kidding
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g@_gdaymateOct 25
Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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I genuinely don’t even remember posting this last night
John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenatorOct 25
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Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmerOct 25
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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ok this is a little funny
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmerOct 25
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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Top picks for you
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insane freak guy@Beer_PisserOct 25
I'm so bloated off beer that you could throw a rubix cube at my belly and it'd bounce off with so much force that the dang thing would solve itself before it hit the ground
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gotta stop this shit man
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honestly what are we doing
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should I go back to Walmart and buy these and give a review
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Tennessee! Friendly reminder to go vote!! And not for Marsha Blackburn🖕🏻 we love @Jerri_M_Green in this household
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[rubs your clit like a genie’s lamp]
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