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I don’t go to church because I know the sins I’m capable of. White hat, dark times.

WTF College football?! You can put your head down and tap someone lightly with the crown of your helmet and it’s a 15 yard penalty & possible ejection from the game. You can also belly to back Suplex a ball carrier that’s already out of bounds another ten yards out of bounds and nobody says anything? Okay first off the helmet hit is well protected and both the defender and carrier both know and can see what’s coming. On the other hand the defenseless ball carrier that’s already out of bounds has to pray the defender knows how to properly execute a belly to back suplex as well as him being the ball carrier knows how to tuck and land on his upper back and hopefully lower legs to soften the blow. All while praying the defender knows when to realease and doesn’t foul that up Aaand doesn’t over rotate and drop them on their head or shoulder and cause catastrophic injury. I mean really, c’mon

The quickest way to capturing a woman’s heart is by rearranging them guts. ~Ron Jeremy #WeekendMotivation #HappyHalloween2026 🎃👍

WHO is raising these little chubsters that take all the candy in a bowl people leave out? Do better people.

Happy Halloween all you candy loving fatties 👍🎃

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I can’t believe Sir Patrick Stewart passed away. 😪 He was Great. Too the great ones 🍻

75 and sunny here!😎👍☀️ Feeling Blessed today!

Man there some raggedy ass looking women out there lately. Got 42 tattoos of stupid shit, 26 piercings and big ass baggy pants on with a little hoodie. Like bitch, you ain’t trend setting and you look downright Fuckin stupid! Most of em Suburbanites too!! 👀’ WTF?! Ugly AF!! Hoe!

It’s rough out there these days y’all. Running around in hurry doing errands. Bumping into people you haven’t seen in a long time. Having to Missile drop kick them to get away from them because apparently a quick convo to them is like 30-40 minutes instead of 3-4 minutes. Ugh! 🙄

I woke up this morning and chose violence. Ask Brett 😂💕

We’re all searching for a deeper meaning to ourselves.

I really miss eating some good ass poontang pie!

Don’t you hate it when you have a good meal and then you immediately gotta poop. Then when you’re done bombing middle earth with crapperoids you’re hungry again. Like, motherfucker I just ate dammit! Now I gotta make more food. Fuck.

Biden White House renovations #Gutfeld

Everyone getting Christmas horny already 😂

I guess #Gutfeld isn’t on #TheFive today.🤷‍♂️ Dana’s cute little Pomeranian is so well behaved sitting there. 🙂👍🐶

Honestly…, All the ladies on #TheFive today look very beautiful. I guess that makes them Jesse’s Angels.

I worked in Auto Repair for many years and I worked on the parts supplier side for many more and unfortunately I agree that unqualified people repairing their brakes on 4,000-5,000lb rolling weapons should be illegal. I’ve seen so many F ups I couldn’t believe with my own eyes.