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Joined September 2018
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Holy shit I think this is an all timer 🤣🤣🤣 Everyone in the mud!
A shark, chicken, gremlin and football activist walk into a bar… 🦈🐓🔵👹
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FIFA made 3-3-4 formation just to accommodate that midget.
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walked out my lecture in the 21’ minute to respect saeedTV
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Wake up babe, Lionel Messi robbed another player
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Lionel Messi makes the FIFPRO World XI for goals scored against Algeria and Cape Verde. Meanwhile, Harry Kane (70+ goals + Ballon d’Or) and Michael Olise (all time season assist record) have been left out. 🤯💔
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HAHAHAHAHAHA @Amaddiallo_19
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Everyday a new guys comes and exposes Messi, this is his legacy lmao
🚨🗣️ Referee Carlos Chandia admits he REFUSED to give Lionel Messi a second yellow in the Copa América semi final: “I didn’t want him to miss the Final. I told him he’d have to pay me to take the yellow back, He gave me his shirt after the match as payment.” Is Lionel Messi the most corrupt player of all time? 😳🇦🇷
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From this to THIS ➡️!!! Carrick time!!!!!!!!!! Birthday weekend just got tad better in the last 6 minutes… 😮‍💨 #MUFC
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Brunade launcher
73:08 someone please clip that classic Bruno aimless hoof into the sky
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Absolute masterclass. He's so fucking talented.
Stephen A. Smith PRESSES Abdul El-Sayed on Abolishing ICE — Then Gets a Firm Answer on Open Borders Stephen A. Smith: You’ve said the only way forward is to abolish ICE and start from scratch. What does that mean? Dr. Abdul El-Sayed: Let me be clear: I believe we ought to have a safe, secure southern border. I believe you ought to enforce immigration law, but not through masked men with AR-15s acting against the Constitution. ICE didn’t exist before this century. It’s not part of the Constitution. ICE is not about immigration. It’s about making a show of immigration and normalising paramilitary force on our streets. I believe we need to undo it and build a system that enforces immigration law while respecting the Constitution. Stephen A. Smith: Is there any condition under which you think open borders are acceptable? Dr. Abdul El-Sayed: No. You have to have borders that you can control. There’s no question about that. People think ICE is about border enforcement, but it’s not. Customs and Border Protection enforces the border. ICE handles immigration enforcement inside the country. I went to Minneapolis during the height of Project Metro Surge. Some of the things I saw, I never thought I would see in the United States of America. We can’t allow that to continue.
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Streamers really think 27 year olds get off of work and be typing "W mans" and "gyatt" in the chat
Kai Cenat speaks on the people that say he only makes content for kids… “The content that I make is for me and other grown n*ggas, if your kids tune in u gotta call their parents, that ain’t me.”
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I heard the North Korea vs Syria game had an outrageous foul, but NOTHING prepared me for what I just witnessed. WHAT WAS THAT?! 😭💀
This is footage of the North Korea vs. Syria World Cup qualifier, and I’d heard there was an absolutely outrageous foul, but seeing it was even worse than I’d imagined💦 Do they even understand the rules of soccer?🥺
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NO FUCKING WAY THIS HAPPENED AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
🚨 Lionel Messi was seen laughing and mocking Charlotte players when his team was winning 3-0 Charlotte completed the comeback 3-3 and Messi left without shaking hand with any Charlotte players 😭
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“if anyone deserves to play, it’s me. The coach and the entire country can see that.”😂🤡
🚨❌Gonçalo RAMOS has NOT recorded a SINGLE SHOT ON TARGET for the FOURTH CONSECUTIVE game yesterday vs Ferencvaros.
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اخيراً لقى واحد يفوز عليه !!
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Snoop Dogg explained in 80 seconds why men stopped approaching women. Do men not shoot their shot anymore because social media turned dating into a simulation? Snoop says yes, and his reason is better than the usual “phones ruined everything” take. In his era, getting with someone took real effort. You had to look at her, talk to her, get her to like you, and know her parents and how she moved. You had to get involved before you could get involved. Now it’s a couple of pictures and a couple of lines, and people expect something real from a few typed words. The part I found most interesting is his point about texting. A text gives you what he’s typing, not what he’s saying. “You look good today” can read as sweet or creepy depending on the mood of the person reading it. Text has no tone, face or feeling to go with it. Approaching someone in person is hard on purpose. It makes you learn to read people, handle a no, and become someone worth talking to. When you skip that, you also skip what it would have taught you. What he calls the cheat code ended up costing men the skill.
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Imagine if Weston McKennie from Juventus said this about Ronaldo and then went on to win back to back Ucls once he left Media would've annihilated Ronaldo's Ucl reputation whole but since it's Messi, they don't want to talk about it
🚨 Achraf Hakimi says when Lionel Messi ARRIVED at PSG the project CHANGED... they weren't playing an enjoyable style and he felt less important
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the world you were born into no longer exists
Need for Speed Underground 2 launch party featuring Snoop Dogg (2004)
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Kinda scary how good of an answer this was
Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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NOT HIM CLEARING EVERYONE LMAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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lmaoo he can score 5 goals in one match and i still won’t get that wc campaign off my head. i know what i watched
Vitinha vs Villarreal (A) Best midfielder in the world.
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