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๐Ÿฆโ€๐Ÿ”ฅMrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

โถ๐“…“ || cornmeal porridge stan account

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Joined January 2014
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The problem is, weโ€™re expecting people to be honest with us when they arenโ€™t even honest with themselves.
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I met HeeHoo Boss, Iโ€™m never going to fail.
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A when Michael write dem song yah? ๐Ÿ˜•
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Anyhow Clubcerts bring out HeeHoo Boss me mash up in yah
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Unnuh dunce nuh bloodclaaaat
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JBT (@UtdJBT) profile pictureJBT
@UtdJBTOct 30
United's lineup against Chelsea got leaked a day early ffs
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Butterfly (@Fata_dana_pound) profile picture
Butterfly@Fata_dana_poundOct 30
What a gyal love wear dead lef
Ky๐Ÿ’– (@Khydaily) profile pictureKy๐Ÿ’–@KhydailyOct 28
Kim Kardashian trying on Elizabeth Taylorโ€™s jewelry in Rome
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Sauce (@ExtraSauce_) profile picture
Sauce@ExtraSauce_Oct 30
I don't want to see a celebrity dressed as another celebrity. I want this dumb shit.
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 30
Alex Consani as a Thumb-Thumb from โ€˜Spy Kidsโ€™ for Halloween.
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Flora ๐ŸŒธ (@stef_camm) profile picture
Flora ๐ŸŒธ@stef_cammOct 28
This is even more hilarious if you're Jamaican
๐Ÿญ ๐ŸŽ€ ๐’œ๐“‡๐’นรจ๐“ƒ ๐ŸŽ€ ๐Ÿญ (@Ard_en6) profile picture๐Ÿญ ๐ŸŽ€ ๐’œ๐“‡๐’นรจ๐“ƒ ๐ŸŽ€ ๐Ÿญ@Ard_en6Oct 28
My cat ran away and was gone for days, but luckily the building cleaner managed to catch him for me.
Image from ๐Ÿญ ๐ŸŽ€ ๐’œ๐“‡๐’นรจ๐“ƒ ๐ŸŽ€ ๐Ÿญ (@Ard_en6)
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๐Ÿ‘‘Red Dirt Duke๐Ÿ‘‘ (@Duke_Lucas_) profile picture
๐Ÿ‘‘Red Dirt Duke๐Ÿ‘‘@Duke_Lucas_Oct 29
Nigga ain't you dead too?
Stan Lee (@TheRealStanLee) profile pictureStan Lee
@TheRealStanLeeOct 29
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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Meg (@itsmeg_statham) profile picture
Meg@itsmeg_stathamOct 28
Penders desperately searching for Gomezโ€™s penalty record on his water bottle killed me ๐Ÿคฃ Someone tell him ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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T (@desireeamina) profile picture
T@desireeaminaOct 28
Come play in my throat
Gay Nigga Nuts, PhD (@notkissIyte) profile pictureGay Nigga Nuts, PhD@notkissIyteOct 27
how do u text the dick man for dick
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@AnfieldRd96Oct 28
I watch Kerkez, I miss Tsimikas. I watch Tsimikas, I miss Kerkez. I watch Kerkez, I miss Tsimikas. I watch Tsimikas, I miss Kerkez. I watch Kerkez, I miss Tsimikas. I watch Tsimikas, I miss Kerkez. I watch Kerkez, I miss Tsimikas. I watch Tsimikas, I miss Kerkez.
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PMO REAL BAAAADDD
Sammie (@Lfc_samie) profile pictureSammie
@Lfc_samieOct 28
I'm crying bro, who does he think he is? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Liverpool FC (@LFC) profile picture
Liverpool FC
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Joey G ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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Parvaneh (@toolitformen) profile pictureParvaneh@toolitformenOct 28
Lmao if i were a mom iโ€™d be cinderella and my kids would be the mice.
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God forbid a man is into jutsu ๐Ÿ˜ญ
such man (@CRAIGGOFRASS) profile picturesuch man@CRAIGGOFRASSOct 28
Him so nervous him hand dem nuh stop fidget
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IF ONLY THAT GOAL COUNTED. WOW. MAN LIKE JOE!
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Out deh a play keep it up. DPMO
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????????? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
NEET (@NEETOCRACY) profile pictureNEET@NEETOCRACYOct 28
โ€œSupport small businessesโ€ = pay $7 for a coffee made by a fะฐggot
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Tandy
@LFC_TandyOct 27
Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Arsenal bottling a trophy
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