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Hank Cellini

@CelliniHank

nicks second favorite dead dog. @680thefan listener. you are communicating with the ghost of a dog. i am probably smarter than you. bow/wow

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Whopper-chopper (@ProsectorPath) profile pictureWhopper-chopper
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And if it's too late, you can always substitute a pinch of shredded cheese. I keep a bag of shredded cheese just for the dog.
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@CFBKingsNov 7
A dog parachuted onto the field before the UCLA-Minnesota game today
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i am just a dog who spits pearls
Jennifer Chiodo (@JennyJenChiodo) profile pictureJennifer Chiodo@JennyJenChiodo21h
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What kind of monster are you?!?!? “Accidentally” forgetting to give your dog the crust. SMH.
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dont listen to sara we get about ten years on earth and some pizza crust wont hurt us
Sarah Fish (@sarahtf_fish) profile pictureSarah Fish@sarahtf_fishNov 7
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Don't give that stuff to your dog. Very bad for them.
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@hermithickNov 7
I endorse this
Hank Cellini (@CelliniHank) profile pictureHank Cellini@CelliniHankNov 7
PSA: if you accidentally toss the last bite of pizza crust in your mouth and then realize the dog wanted it, it’s ok to take the partially chewed crust and give it to them trust me, they wont care at all and will be very happy
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Say cheese! 😁 Picture day with our K9 team went about as well as expected 😅
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you can do this with any food but pizza crust seems to be the one most forgotten
Hank Cellini (@CelliniHank) profile pictureHank Cellini@CelliniHankNov 7
PSA: if you accidentally toss the last bite of pizza crust in your mouth and then realize the dog wanted it, it’s ok to take the partially chewed crust and give it to them trust me, they wont care at all and will be very happy
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PSA: if you accidentally toss the last bite of pizza crust in your mouth and then realize the dog wanted it, it’s ok to take the partially chewed crust and give it to them trust me, they wont care at all and will be very happy
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nope “we have guns too” was such a great rally slogan
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Hank Cellini (@CelliniHank) profile pictureHank Cellini@CelliniHankNov 4
so did the drunk lady win her election?
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so did the drunk lady win her election?
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2026 microplastics in your balls 2126 martian dust in your brain
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NEW - NASA’s Mars rover, Perseverance, finds that Martian dust is smaller and more dangerous than previously thought, with the ultrafine particles able to stick to spacesuit materials, be carried into living areas, and bypass the human blood-brain barrier.
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training good boys to be narcs because labradors will do anything for food
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amelia gets it
Amelia (@amelia_tweetz) profile pictureAmelia
@amelia_tweetzNov 2
Raise your hand if you also gave in and fed your dog early tonight because you felt bad that they have absolutely no idea why their dinner is suddenly an hour late. 🙋‍♀️
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Bill Ari
@ImBillRayOct 30
autism be damned my girl can work a xylophone
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Thirsty Thursday Musical Interlude 🍻🤸‍♂️💃🥳
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there was always a high probability that choosing to live aboard a cruise ship for the rest of your life was going to result in some tremendous failures
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Hank Cellini@CelliniHankOct 28
nick will venmo you a thousand dollars if you show up to the jcc as a ref and call fouls on steak
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@whristan1Oct 27
Reffing at LA fitness
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🎵 we’re smart 🎵 we care 🎵 we’re central heating and air i love how this implies other hvac companies are dumb and indifferent to your needs
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nick will venmo you a thousand dollars if you show up to the jcc as a ref and call fouls on steak
whristan (@whristan1) profile picturewhristan
@whristan1Oct 27
Reffing at LA fitness
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you will enjoy this a lot more if you just imagine its a long Saturday night live skit
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And football commentary was never the same. #MaddenMovie. November 18.
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didnt know @TomiLahren was into math
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My mathematician daughter was browsing in a used bookstore this weekend ... and found this: writings.stephenwolfram.com/…
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