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Centaur Jake

@CentaurJake

I am a proud centuar. I am proud to have a horse body but the torso of a man Death to all 2 legs

 An earthen cave
Joined August 2014
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Stop being depressed about the past. You can't change it. Start being depressed about the future, because you can't change that either
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Mr. T
@MrT6 Apr 2022
I just received my 2nd Moderna booster vaccine, and I feel good! I am still going to wear my mask and keep my distance because the virus ain’t over, Fool! Grrr
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Seth Worley@Awakeland3D6 Apr 2022
It’s time to experience @WestSideMovie the way absolutely no one intended.
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Sarah@Sarah404BC7 Nov 2018
C21st #Centaur problems.....a little midweek levity
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walk into the club like "I have the body of a horse and the torso and arms of a human man"
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.@CentaurJake Centaurs have to REINED in by society. Fucker.
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It's been a while but I haven't given up on limiting or eliminating rights for monsters like .@CentaurJake and his family. #WeWillOvercome
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Image from Gaius Greyhorn (@FaunGaius)
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-Gaius breathes it all in deeply as he walks. His goat hooves leave cloven marks in the soft dirt. He'd been sent from the dark court to -
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Replying to @CentaurJake
@CentaurJake I just want to be on the record as not being a two legs loyalist. I welcome my centaur overlords
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Got into a little drunken scuffle with @CentaurJake at #MidEastCorn last night. Feeling lucky I wasn't crushed under his "mighty hooves"
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It's a very @JakeMcDoo Christmas. mcphee.com/shop/santaur-orna…
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Replying to @CentaurJake
@CentaurJake its Adam & Eve, not Eve and SeaBiscuit. It might behoove you and your kind to go before things come unglued
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@CentaurJake your front door tomorrow morning
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Not trying to be a dick @CentaurJake but I dont think beings endowed like you are safe for public spaces. I don't want centaurs in my hood
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meg@dadbuscemi3 Nov 2014
Replying to @CentaurJake
@CentaurJake @JakeMcDoo I can't deal with this account 🌞
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