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My girlfriend, Amanda and I had been dating for almost three years. We lived in New Jersey but every Thanksgiving, we travelled to Chicago to spend the holiday with her family.
Her younger sister, Emily, was 24 and had always been friendly towards me.
We joked around, watched movies together and sometimes discussed work and relationships.
I never suspected anything unusual.
That Thanksgiving, Amanda was busy helping her mother prepare dinner.
After eating, she asked me to help Emily carry some decorations upstairs.
While we were arranging the boxes, Emily suddenly became quiet.
Emily: Can I ask you something?
Me: Sure. What's up?
Emily: Are you really happy with my sister?
Me: Of course. Why wouldn't I be?โฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ..
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Dumb Samsung user:
Year 1 (2022): Galaxy S22 Ultra
Year 2 (2023): Galaxy S23 Ultra
Year 3 (2024): Galaxy S24 Ultra
Year 4 (2025): Galaxy S25 Ultra
Year 5 (2026): Galaxy S26 Ultra
Smart Samsung user:
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How did Katy Perry trick a full prime minister into Romance !! What was Justin Trudeau thinking even,, weird
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For almost a year, my wife bought two cups of coffee every morning before going to work.
I never questioned it. I assumed she had started drinking more coffee.
Last Tuesday, I was home early and decided to surprise her at her office.
I walked into the building carrying lunch and saw her sitting outside with an elderly security guard.
She handed him the second cup of coffee.
I smiled and asked, "So this is where my money goes every morning?"
She looked embarrassed.
Then the old man spoke.
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My ex never yelled. That's what made it so hard to see.
He'd just say, "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed," and somehow I'd spend the whole weekend apologizing for something I couldn't name.
It took me 2 years to realize I'd stopped having opinions.
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Neighbor: "I think you should call the police."
Me: "Why? What happened?"
Neighbor: "I already called them."
Me: "You called the police? Why?"
Neighbor: "Because someone is going to die in your house tonight."
I laughed. Honestly, I assumed she was making some kind of joke.
We had lived beside each other for nearly six years. She was a quiet woman in her late fifties who hardly talked to anyone.
Me: "Look, I don't know what you're talking about, but nobody is going to die in my house."
Neighbor: "I hope you're right."
About twenty minutes later, three police officers knocked on my door.
Police Officer: "Good evening, sir. We received an emergency call from your neighbor."
Me: "About what?"
Police Officer: "She reported a murder at this address."
Me: "A murder? Officer, no one has been killed here. My wife is upstairs asleep."
Police Officer: "May we come inside?"
I let them in.
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5 THINGS EVERY SEXUALLY ACTIVE MAN SHOULD NEVER FORGET! ๐ฉบ
After discussing 10 sexually transmitted infections every man should know about, here are five important things you shouldnโt take for granted.
1. NO SYMPTOMS DOESNโT MEAN NO INFECTION.
Some STIs can remain unnoticed for a long time. Feeling healthy doesnโt automatically mean youโre infection-free.
2. CONDOMS MATTER.
Using condoms correctly and consistently significantly reduces the risk of many STIs, although they donโt provide complete protection against every infection.
3. REGULAR TESTING IS IMPORTANT.
Donโt wait until something feels wrong before checking your sexual health. Some infections can only be identified through proper medical testing.
4. VACCINATION CAN SAVE YOU FROM CERTAIN INFECTIONS.
HPV and Hepatitis B vaccines provide important protection against infections that can cause serious health complications.
5. YOUR PARTNERโS HEALTH MATTERS TOO.
If youโre diagnosed with an STI, your sexual partner may also need testing and treatment. Donโt ignore this important step.
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Angry father destroys his sonโs TV, abandons him and uses his school fees to buy himself a truck. ๐ญ๐
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I have a toxic co-worker and I swear she's the reason I'm about to quit my $65k job.
Let's call her Jessica. She's been at the company 3 years longer than me. I'm in marketing, she's in marketing.
From day one, she decided I was competition.
If I share an idea in the meeting, she goes: "That's cute. We actually tried that in 2021 and it flopped, but good try though!"
If I wear something nice, she says loudly: "OMG love your dress! Where did you get it? Shein? It looks just like Shein."
Every single thing I do, she has to report to our boss.
I came in 5 minutes late last Tuesday because my daughter's daycare had an emergency. I didn't even clock in yet and my boss already Slack'd me: "Jessica said you were late again."
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Our company gives everyone one paid day off on their birthday.
The coworker who sits opposite me was born on 29 February.
For three years in a row, his birthday didn't appear on the calendar.
HR never gave him a day, because the date didn't exist.
He never complained.
Then a leap year arrived.
On 1 February, he submitted a leave request for four days.
The note said, "Three missed birthdays, plus this one."
HR walked over to his desk holding a printout.
