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What a stupid comment, I’m sure plenty of footballers donate to multiple organisations/people but at the end of the day it’s their money, Those moaning about Arsenal players probably wouldn’t even donate a tenner at Christmas to a charity
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Johan Manzambi has been so good, I’ve not even thought about the loss of Morgan Rogers.
Rogers is a fine player, started well at Chelsea, but I genuinely think Manzambi will end up being world class.
His ability is ridiculous.
#AVFC
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I have Several Clips of @PanicApexx Cheating under his old acc "poohlayer" and its not a good look. Panic admitted to me that he cheated as a sub for PSQ over 2 years ago but it was only because "they needed points to qual... and he never did it again" I sold him the cheats btw:)
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Asmongold keeps it real with Nadeshot after he defended his gambling content
"That's why they're giving you money..just say that you don't care if your viewers K themselves, who cares? You don't know them..why do you have to have the moral upper hand..just say we're doing a human sacrifice today”
“Why is it this dishonest, manipulative..the reason why people are mad..he is insulting the intelligence of his audience, wtf do you mean I'm not gonna make a difference..why tf are they paying you for it then? They clearly don't think that"
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>seja eu, 22 anos, virjão clássico e todo travado
>conheço uma mina nota 10/10 na faculdade
>milagre divino acontece e começamos a namorar faz 3 meses
>ela manda: "amor, almoço domingo lá em casa pra conhecer meus velhos"
>"fica suave, meu pai é de boa" (alerta de loss iminente)
>chega o fatídico domingo
>coloco minha única camisa social e me banho de perfume barato até arder o olho
>compro uma caixa de ferrero rocher no cartão de crédito pra parecer playboy
>chego lá com o c* na mão
>sogrinha abre a porta, pura simpatia de vó
>olho pra sala: o sogro sentado de braço cruzado encarando minha alma
>pqp, o maluco tem 1,90m e cara de sargento da reserva
>sento no sofá travadão parecendo uma estátua
>começo a puxar assunto sobre o mengão só pra não morrer de vergonha
>ele vai amaciando, solta uma risadinha, clima fica sussa
>hora do rango: feijoada braba com tudo que tem direito
>como feito um condenado pra puxar o saco da velha
>termino o terceiro prato me sentindo o genro perfeito
>fomos pra sala tomar um cafezinho
>de repente, a desgraça: um ronco ensurdecedor ecoa na minha barriga
>parece uma britadeira misturada com turbina de boeing
>pqp, o suor frio começa a escorrer na nuca na hora
>olho pro teto e vejo a morte passando
>mando na maior cara lavada: "com licença, onde fica o banheiro?"
>namorada aponta o lavabo bem no meio do corredor da sala
>entro, passo a tranca e agradeço a cristo
>sento na privada e cometo um atentado terrorista sem precedentes
>sensação de alívio puro, quase transcendi pra outra dimensão
>me limpo, ajeito as calças e puxo a descarga
>e é aí que o pesadelo começa
>a água sobe
>sobe mais
>sobe até a pontinha da louça
>pqp mano, a água não desce nem um milímetro
>um submarino de Chernobyl boiando e me encarando com desprezo
>o cheiro começa a tomar conta de tudo, parece um apocalipse químico
>entro em parafuso procurando um desentupidor
>cadê essa p*rra de desentupidor?
>não tem nada, só um difusor de cheiro de lavanda que só deixa o fedor gourmet
>pego aquela escovinha de plástico mixuruca pra tentar cutucar o monstro
>faço força
>o cabo quebra na metade, vtnc kkkkkkkkk
>agora tá o tolete radioativo E meio cabo de plástico boiando
>de repente, duas batidas secas na porta: toc toc
>"ô genro, sai logo daí que preciso mijar antes de buscar o refri" (voz do sogro)
>meu cérebro congela, meu sistema desliga por 3 segundos
>não tem janela pra fugir
>olho pro espelho e vejo um homem sem dignidade
>abro a porta devagar com a maior cara de derrotado da história da humanidade
>o bafo da morte sai do banheiro e acerta a cara do velho em cheio
>o sogro arregala os olhos e dá dois passos pra trás tossindo
>eu, com a voz tremendo de vergonha alheia:
>"seu Carlos... sinceramente? se o senhor der um passo aí dentro, o senhor não volta com vida"
>silêncio absoluto por 5 segundos
>achei que ia levar uma surra
>o velho simplesmente se dobra no
meio de tanto rir, chorando de gargalhar
>"PQP MULEQUE, TU CAGOU UM PARALELIEPÍPEDO É?! CORRE LÁ ATRÁS E PEGA A MANGUEIRA!"
>passei as próximas 2 horas desentupindo a privada com o velho me zoando e bebendo cerveja
>resultado: ganhei o respeito do sogro pra sempre
>agora em todo almoço de família ele me apresenta como "o Demolidor"
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Rich and out of touch loser. Gambling addicts have the highest suicide rate of all addictions. 1 in 5 will attempt
It’s not hard to have bottom of the barrel morals, especially when you don’t need the money. It’s just pathetic to be wealthy and continue to prey on the vulnerable
Nadeshot responds to the backlash over him promoting gambling:
“I’ll be honest with you, I think most people in my situation would have done it…”
“Let’s not sit here and act like I’m badgering small animals with a club, going out of my way to take lives.”
“If you don’t like gambling, just don’t watch it!” 🗣️
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When Le Professeur speaks, the world listens. Different dressing room, same authority, same wisdom, same class. Arsène Wenger, forever an Arsenal legend ❤️
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The Premier League is better than laliga 😏 #GlazersFullSaleOnly
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C’est lui votre @FLC_Vejrgang ? Petite pétasse il a fait ça tout le match
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How to restore a brain damaged by cannabis:
- Quit cannabis in any form first
- Emphasize behaviors that support endothelial cell blood flow to the brain
- Regular cardiovascular and weight training exercise
- Adequate sleep, healthy nutrition, healthy metabolic function and weight
- Good social connection, no smoking and no nicotine
- Recovery depends on how much you used, how often and which strains
If you are 14 to 25 and using even occasionally, be very concerned about the long-term effects.
@hubermanlab
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This really shouldn’t be controversial.
Give us Men’s FUT and Women’s FUT as separate modes.
Build a team from one gender and play against the same gender.
Why?
Because if EA wants FUT to represent football, the teams should actually represent the same competitive environment.
Men and women play in separate competitions, with separate leagues, separate physical standards and separate football ecosystems.
Putting them together and pretending the ratings can somehow be perfectly comparable is where the “realism” argument falls apart.
Women’s football deserves its own FUT.
Men’s football deserves its own FUT.
Everyone wins. Stop forcing them into the same mode.
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Ultimate Team has never been about realism. Throw 1958 Pelé into today's football and he'd probably be a bronze item. Still, he's a top 3 item in FC 27. In the same way you can't compare men and women. Different biologics, different economics. Ratings and in-game performance should be relative to a player's era and gender.
The problem isn’t what’s between the legs, but how the game is coded. Since FIFA 22 (next-gen), the game has heavily favored small, agile attackers, which, of course, happens to benefit female players more. It’s not about gender: it’s about finding a better balance between different player builds. A small, extremely agile player shouldn’t also have tremendous strength. You can VERY rarely have both (unless you are Messi). It creates a misbalance that is this year more obvious than ever.
