The amount of people that ask me to do work for them under the table at work is astronomical. And then get mad when I say no because I’m not trying to lose my job over $200
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My friends gave me the title as “#1 e-girl lover” on discord and honestly I can’t argue with them
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 12 Jan 2014 (via @twi_age).
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 12 Jan 2014 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 12 Jan 2014 (via @twi_age).
I need to find a girlfriend so my coworkers quit making fun of me for being literally the only single person in the company
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When the store doesn’t have the updated corona hours on google and you drove all the way there to find out that MF closed
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Me drunk in the backseat focusing on the music trying not to throw up
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