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The biggest revelation of this entire Norvell fiasco isn’t even the dysfunction at FSU. It’s realizing that half the FSU media we follow have absolutely ZERO inside sources and know just as much as the rest of us. Apparently, the only difference between me and an FSU insider is a podcast microphone and the confidence to be wrong publicly. 😂
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Misheck can’t even take a tea break without Wangalla glued to his side! Our long-serving Keeper is a real favourite with some of our youngest orphans, and it’s because of him that Wangalla is alive today. When the tiny infant struggled with teething, Misheck would pull his chair outside her stable, armed with a bushel of fresh greens, and pluck every leaf off the branches one by one, selecting only the best. In the fullness of time, Wangalla’s journey will take her back to the wilds of Tsavo East, where her story began. For now, you can be part of it through an adoption, for yourself or as a gift for someone special: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/o…
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I want Norvell gone like everyone else…but I have to keep reminding myself that you can’t a multi-million dollar decision based off emotions and vibes. Just sit back and let things play out. They heard you, otherwise they wouldn’t put a statement out. That’s all that was about.
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crying in the middle of the atlanta airport like she was my own dog 💔💔💔🥹🥹🥹🤎🤎🤎
Replying to @kwoade
Lovely old dog. You changed my life biscuit. I’m glad I was there for you. Love you, fat brown boar 🤎🤎🤎
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Lovely old dog. You changed my life biscuit. I’m glad I was there for you. Love you, fat brown boar 🤎🤎🤎
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Americans’ alcohol consumption falls to its lowest level since 1939, per Gallup.
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Thinking of #BeautifulBiscuit. Run free over the bridge 🌈❤️
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She was also the best dog. She brought up two little dogs. She brought up a human, really. She learned patience. She was the gentle old boss dog with, tbf, terrifying teeth when needed.
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the very best girl 🥹
Biscuit transformed my life! My first dog. Being greeted by SO MUCH LOVE every day got me out of a loveless marriage, and for 2 years it was really me and B as the adults, lone parenting a 5yo human. 100 hour weeks? Biscuit was there. Life stress? Biscuit was there. The best dog.
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Biscuit transformed my life! My first dog. Being greeted by SO MUCH LOVE every day got me out of a loveless marriage, and for 2 years it was really me and B as the adults, lone parenting a 5yo human. 100 hour weeks? Biscuit was there. Life stress? Biscuit was there. The best dog.
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"Sleep when the baby sleeps," I whisper to myself, lying down next to my cat for the 8th time today…
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Pat McAfee after someone did an impression of him.
🤖 Made with AI
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🕚 Average Bedtime by U.S. State 🇺🇸 Hawaii — 11:06 pm 🇺🇸 New Mexico — 11:12 pm 🇺🇸 Arizona — 11:12 pm 🇺🇸 Maine — 11:13 pm 🇺🇸 Wyoming — 11:17 pm 🇺🇸 New Hampshire — 11:19 pm 🇺🇸 Colorado — 11:19 pm 🇺🇸 Rhode Island — 11:21 pm 🇺🇸 Wisconsin — 11:22 pm 🇺🇸 Montana — 11:23 pm 🇺🇸 South Dakota — 11:23 pm 🇺🇸 Mississippi — 11:25 pm 🇺🇸 Delaware — 11:26 pm 🇺🇸 Nevada — 11:26 pm 🇺🇸 Alabama — 11:29 pm 🇺🇸 Alaska — 11:30 pm 🇺🇸 Tennessee — 11:30 pm 🇺🇸 Vermont — 11:30 pm 🇺🇸 Idaho — 11:30 pm 🇺🇸 Louisiana — 11:31 pm 🇺🇸 Iowa — 11:33 pm 🇺🇸 Minnesota — 11:33 pm 🇺🇸 Washington — 11:33 pm 🇺🇸 Nebraska — 11:34 pm 🇺🇸 Missouri — 11:35 pm 🇺🇸 Oregon — 11:35 pm 🇺🇸 South Carolina — 11:35 pm 🇺🇸 North Carolina — 11:36 pm 🇺🇸 Arkansas — 11:36 pm 🇺🇸 Kansas — 11:36 pm 🇺🇸 Massachusetts — 11:37 pm 🇺🇸 Illinois — 11:37 pm 🇺🇸 Florida — 11:37 pm 🇺🇸 California — 11:38 pm 🇺🇸 Virginia — 11:38 pm 🇺🇸 Connecticut — 11:40 pm 🇺🇸 Pennsylvania — 11:41 pm 🇺🇸 Oklahoma — 11:42 pm 🇺🇸 Maryland — 11:43 pm 🇺🇸 Texas — 11:43 pm 🇺🇸 West Virginia — 11:43 pm 🇺🇸 North Dakota — 11:44 pm 🇺🇸 Michigan — 11:44 pm 🇺🇸 Indiana — 11:44 pm 🇺🇸 New Jersey — 11:46 pm 🇺🇸 Utah — 11:47 pm 🇺🇸 Ohio — 11:47 pm 🇺🇸 Georgia — 11:49 pm 🇺🇸 Kentucky — 11:50 pm 🇺🇸 New York — 11:53 pm 🇺🇸 District of Columbia — 11:56 pm U.S. average — 11:37 pm Note: Times are average sleep start (bedtime) from Apple Watch data in the Apple Heart and Movement Study (17 million nights from 61,000+ adults). Most states fall between 11:20–11:45 pm. Hawaii has the earliest bedtime but also one of the shortest average sleep durations (6.5 hours). Source: Apple Heart & Movement Study (Brigham and Women’s Hospital / American Heart Association), 2025 update.
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We is thinking of bootiful Biscuit and her famblee today. We had muchly fun times when we met up. She is having da bestest day an foodables before she goes too. Give her a muchly big hug from Logie and da Pupski pack @kwoade
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Some guy called me a “pussy” on my drive to work today. Right now, I am okay. But as someone who lives about 200 miles from where President Kennedy was assassinated, I am fearing for my life
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Pat McAfee rejoins his #MondayNightCountdown media team after narrowly avoiding being assassinated on College Gameday just 2 days ago. Insurmountable bravery and courage on full display tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
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Bro. Ole @PatMcAfeeShow spent DECADES building his “I’m me fuck the haters and fuck you” brand and nuked it ALL IN a 24 hour period A massive bitch
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Want to tell Poppi apart from the rest of our orphan herd? Look for her ‘curlicue’ tail! Her unique kinky tail puts her in the hallowed halls of fame alongside Tamiyoi and Kiasa. Only time will tell whether she’ll be as nurturing as Tamiyoi, but she’s already showing signs of being as independent as Kiasa. Poppi hates being babied by the older orphans and can be quite churlish in her rejection. At night, after her milk bottle, she sleeps soundly in her bedroom, bunked up with a dedicated Keeper. She might think she’s a ‘big girl’, but at just 17 months old she needs a reassuring presence through the night. When she’s older, we bet she’ll be as strong as her mum, an Amboseli matriarch who died of natural causes. Meet Poppi: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/o…
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The last steak! Medium rare market butchers’ 320g prime rump. Not gonna cut it / give it to her yet bc I am fairly sure @lydiawilson would like that pleasure! 🤎
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