给大家说个中国互联网上流传的笑话,希望你们也能乐一乐
我是个厨子,我听说在这个被暴风雪笼罩的山庄里有个杀人犯,我很害怕。
第一天,我在饭菜里下泻药
第二天,我在水里下泻药
第三天,我把止泻药换成了泻药
第四天,杀人犯拿出了藏匿的卫星电话,给警察打了求救电话
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You could cum whit just a slight touch in that pussy. But you arent allowed it. You dont deserve it, all you are allowed is to get that slutty ass stretched and abused beyond what you can actually endure xitter.gq/chengrenai/status/2110…


















