Sent my film to get developed for my thesis and called the place for an ETA because it's due end of the semester. They said chemicals are out but there's a shipment this week. Said they put my film at the front of the line and that they're all pushing for me. This is like a movie
I open an email and get such a high. Been getting emails for many years now and I’m always excited to get one. Even the spam ones! We are so lucky to have emails.
Saying something has Ghost Peppers in it used to mean something. You’d be scared of trying a bite. I just had “Ghost Pepper” chicken sandwich from @Popeyes and It wasn’t spicy at all!
10 o clock in the morning on a Tuesday and a lady just walked into the hardware store I work at double fisting beers
Being shown Ferris Bueller’s Day Off so young was detrimental to my education I learned how to act fake sick way too early.
I was interviewing with a dog kennel and they asked what my favorite type of dog was and I froze up and said “big and red ones”.
At the airport and just saw a guy go from reading the Wikipedia page for Genghis Khan to looking at nudes on Twitter
Just heard two people discussing how Will Ferrell is a better actor than Robin Williams and the movie they referenced to back it up was “Barbie”. It’s never been more over than it is now.













