I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
“SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”
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If the movie had just been what it was in the first hour, it would’ve been a very solid and respectable B+. It’s everything after that made it my favorite theater experience of the year
"You Can See Everything" Hour One - "This is interesting, but maybe it was overhyped?" "You Can See Everything" Hour Two and Three - "What the fuuuuu..."
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My theater had clearly read this post because about 30 people got up at the exact same time lol
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You’d have to be fucking insane to come away with this opinion
Amanda Seyfried faces harsh criticism as viewers rip her behavior in Elizabeth Holmes documentary trib.al/JIz5ZjY
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This is highest achievement a comedy writer has ever reached
Jennifer Lopez and Brett Goldstein are ‘casually’ dating trib.al/AAivjwK
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He’s right about the last thing! I can’t believe he was even asked that. She’s in the damn photo with the farmer!
austin abrams has such a way with words
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He just parachuted down
ऐसा लग रहा है जैसे उसके शरीर से लंबी-लंबी पट्टियां बाहर निकल रही हों किसी को पता है कि इस भालू के शरीर से क्या निकल रहा है? मुझे जानवरों के बारे में बहुत कम जानकारी है और भालुओं के बारे में तो उससे भी कम
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40 years since making The Color of Money. I had the privilege as a young artist, to have a general meeting with Paul Newman and separately with Martin Scorsese years before making this film, where they shared some of their wisdom on cinema. Of course, I’d seen their films, but prior to meeting them for the first time, I set up a personal study course where I would watch their films in sequence from the beginning of their careers, up until that point in time. After being cast in The Color of Money, I once again studied all of their films in sequence. Having studied their work, then being able to see firsthand these incredible artists, the towering legends of our field, at work on set, I was able to observe their practical application in every aspect of acting and filmmaking from their point of view. I will always be grateful for this opportunity and for the generosity that Newman and Scorsese showed me with their knowledge of cinema and insight throughout the entire process. To Marty, Paul, and the enormously talented cast and crew, it was a pleasure and an honor to be part of this film with you all! I have carried this experience and knowledge with me my entire career.
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Jawbreaker
The clearest images NASA has taken of Jupiter's moon ‘Io’ (1999) [via/ NASA]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The posted images are not authentic 1999 NASA photos of Io. Real Galileo global color views from July 1999 show pastel surfaces at ~1.3 km/pixel; highest-resolution images are small close-ups of limited areas. science.nasa.gov/resource/globa… science.nasa.gov/photojournal/h…
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Lady you did not even have time to unpack your office supplies
President Trump is a kind, wonderful, gracious, thoughtful, enthusiastic, and hardworking man. I wish more Americans appreciated him. No one will ever make America great the way he has and continues to. It was an honor to work for him.
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Strike two
Ghislaine Maxwell, daughter of British media magnate Robert Maxwell, sends an email to her network envisioning the world 30 years in the future, a world without Arabs.
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They’re filming in the Miami section of New Jersey
Walton was spotted filming Miami Vice '85 in Wayne, New Jersey. 🔗 justjared.com/2026/10/12/fir…
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Had the great opportunity to write on this show and I hope people still check it out. It’s extremely funny and has an amazing cast. And sadly, even three seasons is rare these days
‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ has officially ended its run on Nickelodeon according to co-creator Josh Lehrman (2024-2026). The show ended with a rare three-season run with Lehrman hoping to expand the characters’ arcs.
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Also not for nothing but “The Watching” is one of mine and a Halloween episode and it’s very funny imo (“Nightmares,” which is now the SERIES finale, is by the great @PaigeVanTassell)
The final Rock Paper Scissors episodes of Season 3 (in broadcast order) "The Watching/Nightmares" will premiere tonight at 6:00pm/5:00c on Nickelodeon.
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Listing cast members of I Am Legend
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Chase Mitchell retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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She took a break from calling Muslims terrorists to do some terrorism
Selma Blair was arrested Sunday after an alleged violent incident aboard a Delta flight from Los Angeles to New York: • Blair allegedly tried to open the plane door mid-flight, punched one flight attendant and bit another • She was taken into custody after landing and transported to a hospital for evaluation • Both flight attendants reported injuries, with one receiving hospital treatment variety.com/2026/film/news/s…
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This looks like they’re both secretly there to kill the other one
John Cena and Elmo watching the sunset together.
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So sick of seeing this. This kid doesn’t even know what the fuck is going on
Dodgers fan denying little Braves fan NLDS ball sparks heated etiquette debate trib.al/7tvP6fw
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