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Just another plugged in, left of centre, over sharing, Peter Pan syndrome, thirtysomething homosexual. 🏳️‍🌈📺 🍿 🎶 🥘 👄 ⚽️ 🏋️

United Kingdom
Joined February 2009
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Streets are saying Robyn and Pussycat Dolls are headlining Hoopla 2027. I’d absolutely take that!
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Watched the tallest man in DILF Newcastle (6’8”) hook up with the shortest man (5’6”) last night. Thought I’d stumbled onto the set of Fun Sized Boys.
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Handsome football player Quinton Baker came out as gay to girlfriend moments before using toddler as human shield during bloodbath that saw both killed trib.al/G7ydINv
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Quinton Baker assaulted his girlfriend after saying he was gay, then walked toward Las Vegas police holding their 3-year-old with a gun to the child's chest. Both died; coroner could not determine who killed the boy. reviewjournal.com/crime/shooting… fox5vegas.com/2026/10/29/rep…
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Celeb traitors 2 really is karma for those people who said the show was better when the stakes were lower
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Watched half the premier league ring the changes in their ties last night and tonight we’ve got two full strength teams. Wonder if the allure of Fleetwood in quarters has shifted managers thinking #nufc
Your Mags on Merseyside 👊
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Thoughts and prayers for Trample Me at this difficult time.
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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In a previous relationship I was having dinner at their parents and they discussed being the bottom at the dinner table 💀
Have your parents ask if you’re the TOP or BOTTOM?
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Just sit on it until 40 surely @Adele - crack open a 40 before 40 and keep busy love x
According to The Sun, Adele is working on her fifth album, reportedly titled “39.”
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There are only two birthday greetings from gay friends and no in between.
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2015-2020 is just non stop top trade with Blake bloody Shelton spoiling the babe broth.
People’s Sexiest Man Alive: 2015: David Beckham 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2017: Blake Shelton 2018: Idris Elba 2019: John Legend 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2021: Paul Rudd 2022: Chris Evans 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2024: John Krasinski 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2026: Noah Wyle
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Vue cancelled every IMAX screening of Street Fighter from this weekend. Just got my cancellation. Must have dropped off a cliff after first weekend 😬
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Out of Street Fighter. Some cute touches but tonally juvenile, M Bison was miscast, and they had no right making me so horny for Dhalsim. #StreetFighter
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Less than six weeks until Man Utd come to St James’ and I wouldn’t be shocked to see Eddie in the dugout. #nufc
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And to think I thought this was an awful panic signing having seen him have a stinker at St James’ for Benfica in champions league 🤡 #nufc
4 assists already! 2 clean sheets and already one of the best players in the starting lineup! A brilliant start to life at Newcastle United for Amar Dedic 🇧🇦 #NUFC
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Having missed the Liverpool, Spurs, and Hull (first half) matches I’ve been starved of a good Jaissle performance. Lots of work to do but this was absolutely necessary. Palace and now Everton at best time. Another capital success after at Fulham and looking much better #nufc
THREE POINTS AT PALACE 💪
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Difference in CB and pull back from gung ho verticality helped. But this Palace side out of form and fresh out of Turkey midweek is only a platform to kick on. Nothing proven yet #nufc
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Im just a 5 thirsting after anything 7+
男性の体毛、何番までならアリ?
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Rare proud moment for the UK.
Your based and redpilled youth, sir
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Why is she in a long coat and him in nowt but shorts? I could never.
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Billie Eilish headline set was one of the worst things I’ve seen on the Pyramid Stage. Drag and drop from her tour with no context of where she was.
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Well that was kinda cute #JESC2026
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