The Timeless Ticket story is basically better reboot of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory than Hollywood could ever do.
Two smug dudes from Kenosha? Labeled as dbags and cast off to the 400 section.
A racist Cubs fan? Deletes twitter account.
Some dad just happy to take his sons? The real winner!
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JG is a psychopath (complementary)
Tyler 🧀 retweeted
Replying to @BCarwile_NFL
KARL BROOKS! (@CheeseheadTy)
youtu.be/UNrSmzl8S1M?is=mo3E…
Packers got a lotta problems: the Passing game isn’t one lol
Film study: Packers’ deep passing attack is a paper tiger prideofdetroit.com/detroit-l…
Put your coaching staff hat on:
Would you rather have continuity? (Tomlinson and Glover at guard)
OR
A mystery box of maybe even better play?
(Banks and Zeitler at guard)
This is just one big lesson in corporate communications. What they were doing wasn’t illegal or intentionally devious; they just didn’t communicate.
Good on the org for making it right.
The Brewers just apologized for their handling of the Timeless Ticket redemptions.
From President of Business Operations Rick Schlesinger:
"Several hundred fans indicated an intention to redeem their Timeless Ticket for a World Series game. We subsequently erred in our internal communications on the logistics of fulfilling the requests. While we were able to accommodate all with seats, we received feedback from some that they were unhappy with their seat locations.
Clearly, even with extraordinary limitations on available seats, we did not live up to the spirit of the program and we have been working through a resolution. We are happy to say that all of these fans who applied prior to the deadline will be contacted with a positive update: they can retain their World Series ticket for this year, plus retain their Timeless Ticket for redemption for another game in any future season. We regret our mistake and look forward to welcoming them to America Family Field for their World Series experience.”
Tyler 🧀 retweeted
This is the first ever D2 Enhanced Risk to be issued in the state of Arizona.
12:55pm CDT #SPC Day2 Outlook Enhanced Risk: across portions of Arizona spc.noaa.gov/products/outloo…
Bears legend
The #Rams are signing veteran kicker Brandon McManus, per me and @MikeGarafolo, the latest in Los Angeles’ kicker saga. He worked out today, along with FA K Matt Prater.
McManus most recently kicked for the #Packers and #Broncos.
I was under the impression that when I bought my Timeless Ticket, I’d be able to hold Front Row Amy’s hand while Bernie Brewer gives me a massage, as Barrelman feeds me hot dogs in between beer bong refills from one of Mark Attanasio’s interns.
Simply outrageous that the Brewers aren’t honoring this.


























