Blogger, writer, mother, person. Like most creators, I aspire to eat chocolate daily and wow a handful of people. I believe in achievable goals.
Utah, USA
Joined September 2018
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Let's bring some humor to the internet! Enter my A Mused Poetry Contest!
Just for fun; the theme this week is Bad Luck:
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Sometimes I go grocery shopping on my phone, and end up purchasing a library of used books instead...
#bibliophile
It just occurred to me that we've replaced the nosy neighbor looking over the fence with one who stalks social media all day...
If the Author Afterlife doesn't involve chocolate, fuzzy socks, and my becoming a woodland creature at will; I may be disappointed.
Come channel Douglas Adams this week for Towel Day, by writing and sharing the worst poetry in the galaxy!
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#towelday #badpoetry
I put you down the drain
with the eggs and fridge stuff that stunk
alas, why do I throw away what I love??
and then I ground you up
Poetically
Of course
*Come enter the FINAL Terrible Poetry Contest*
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"Nay, you naughty nonsignificant, knotty-nosed, norepinephrine-needing nudnik. Never no nibbles upon thine neck."
Love was never sung so sweetly!
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#badpoetry #terriblepoetrycontest
I've been feeling a bit off lately ...then I stayed up till 1:30 a.m. finishing a book and thought, "Oh, good. Back to normal!"
#bibliophile
Everyone else in line at the store is mentally describing the scene, too -right? Right?
#writerslife
They say you spend time doing what you love most, but that's just making things weird, Mr. Dishwasher.
Do you ever sit at a keyboard and think, "The power... Universes are mine to command; to controllll!"
🎵Comet, it tastes like Listerine...🎵
Got a catchy, awful jingle? Come submit your rhyme to the 53rd Terrible Poetry Contest!
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#badpoetry