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Comedy writer and recovering software engineer. Finding joy in saying ridiculous things with a straight face. Recent book: https://xitter.gq/t.co/l1UKmot3Qd

California
Joined April 2009
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Here's a thing I wrote about running, and why it's great except for the running part: chethaase.medium.com/running…
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"I had stuff to do"
Think of the "X" in XR as a variable for AR, VR, and MR 💡 Find out how your Android skills translate directly to building for spatial environments → goo.gle/4ppKUmh
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My publisher notified me of another sale on my Androids audiobook: 50% off, so it's just $10. The promotion runs through January 26th. (If you already have it / listened to it / read it: thanks! I hope you enjoyed it!) audiobooks.com/promotions/pr…
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We have two cats. One is like a close friend: very playful and affectionate. The other is like a colleague: our relationship is purely professional, and touching is terribly inappropriate.
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Loaded nachos are the Jenga of appetizers. One wrong move and you have a complete mess on your hands.
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I chased a longstanding network speed issue to a specific ethernet cable in my house. I unplugged and tested it: it performed fine. I plugged it back in and the network worked perfectly. Clearly a case of Schrödinger's Cat6.
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I just used the last swab from a mega Costco Q-tip box. It's the end of an eara.
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After spending 3 hours on a 3.4 mile journey on i680 yesterday, it was hard not to appreciate the sarcasm in this exit ramp sign. Well played, Caltrans.
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I ran a half marathon in Chicago this morning. I'm not sure my head is in the right place for racing. In the last mile, someone had a sign that read "IF YOU RUN FASTER YOU'LL FINISH FASTER," which made me think, "Finish *Sooner*, not *Faster*"
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I just donated all 2024 royalties from my Androids book to @BlackGirlsCode (Previously, royalties were split between BGC and Women Who Code, but WWC dissolved this year. I guess I didn't sell enough books to keep them solvent.) chethaase.com/androids wearebgc.org
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My main regret with the No Starch Press edition of my Androids book is that they somehow left out the intro quote from @ficus. It's such a perfect start to the story. So we fixed the problem today for the books I had.
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Actually bsky.app/profile/chethaase.c… I changed my handle to my domain (@chethaase.com), which changed the profile URL (same account though, which retains anyone who followed via the previous handle)
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You can now find me over here as well: bsky.app/profile/chethaase.b…
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Hearing the bagpipes play in the park across the street makes me wistful for a time earlier in my life, when the window was closed.
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Even in the middle of a big city, you can still enjoy nature and wildlife.
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That moment in the shower after a long run in the rain when you realize all the places on your body that had been chafing the entire time.
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