@Chhapiness

Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://xitter.cf/t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M

 New York, NY
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Joined March 2017
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Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section
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Ladies what do you want to hear from your man, when you say “Oh the full moon explains why I’m a mess?”
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It should be illegal for your kids to change their Halloween character without giving you a 30 day notice
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My Alice in wonderland investment is worth zero now, tHaNKs Goldilocks!
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It’s corduroy season, I can hear it coming!
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Dad in Chaos
@DadinChaosSep 4
I don't vape but I would vape the hell out of ibuprofen
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Am I a grown ass man? Yes I am. Did my wife pack my outta town bag for the week? Yes she did.
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Dad in Chaos
@DadinChaosSep 13
Idk who needs to hear this but run your kitchen sink hot water before you start your dishwasher.
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My kids are back to school. Finally, I can get back to my fulltime job of responding to their school emails
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I’ll take this over traffic any day…
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LinkedIn is just AI generated comments on AI generated content about human connection.
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Molly B.🍉@HappyHijabbiAug 3
Funny how I wanted to grow old with someone when I was younger now I'd be okay if I died alone while inhaling a bag of Doritos.
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Dad in Chaos
@DadinChaosAug 2
Just met a toddler named Henry.
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Darla
@ddsmidtAug 2
I'm sorry, I know I said hi, but I wasn't prepared for any follow-up conversation.
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Dad in Chaos
@DadinChaosJul 31
re-reading my own tweets to admire how funny I am
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Dad in Chaos
@DadinChaosJul 31
New rule: if I have to sit in the middle seat on an airplane, I own both armrests
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Met dad buds yesterday. Everyone talked about knee pain, back ache and arthritis. Then we planned to meet every two weeks to play pickle ball. The struggle to accept aging is real
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Cali@calidaysayJul 27
Air fryers are the golden retrievers of kitchen appliances. Just happy to help and somehow make everything better.
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If you like a person to show up and block the kitchen sink every time you’re using it, you may want to consider getting married
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One moment you’re young and conquering the world and the next you’re cleaning the kitchen sink with baking soda and vinegar
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If you learn to cook beans you can add it to your legumé
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