Pinned Tweet
I’m posting a 🧵 of my threads, so you can look back on each game of the 2026 Chicago Bears season from my pin.📍
🐻⬇️
that Swift fumble is too close to call, but I’ve been a Bears fan long enough to know that “irrefutable evidence” doesn’t matter when it comes to the Bears, & they’ll give them the ball, for sure.
for weirdest Bears games I’ve ever watched, this one is making a strong argument for 3rd in the rankings.
1. — MNF, Miracle in the Desert vs. ARI.
2. — at Cincinnati last year.
3. — SNF against Tampa Bay.
the Iceman cometh.
put the game on All-Madden just for the challenge.
bury them with a TD, here.
escape the twilight zone, & get to the bye.
that’s going to be so huge for Jaylon Johnson’s confidence.
can’t buy that kind of infusion to the team at this point of the season.
only a Bears game can be this weird.
I swear, it’s not even “why can’t we have nice things?”
it’s literally, “why can’t we have normal things?”
my whole life.
if you don’t believe me, I was 12 when the MNF miracle happened with a comeback without an offensive TD all game.
run. the. fucking. ball.
this is the ridiculous shit that only happens in Bears games.
the vibes are against you.
recognize it, & pivot to normalcy.
stop tempting the odds.
this is so stupid.
defense just bailed you out, twice.
going into the season, nobody would’ve thought that would be a statement of fact.
show them respect, get back to the principle you preach of focusing on the next play in front of you, & run the ball, run the base offense.
what are we doing?
I get it, it’s been fun to throw the ball.
but, it’s still work.
get back to work.
run the fucking ball, & finish the game.
Rome Odunze is literally the Jordan Love of dropped passes to INTs.
it rarely happens, but when it does, it’s the most egregious play ever.
Rome has yips or something.
so frustrating.
Love is absolutely the front runner for MVP, after this game.
unreal stats.
doing the most with the least.
showed off the legs today for a TD.
and, unfortunately, those prayer balls are just connecting at an absurd rate, & defenses are constantly dropping the interceptions.
🧀 Jordan Love: 23-of-29, 372 yards, 3 TDs
🧀 Christian Watson: 7 catches, 171 receiving yards, TD
🧀 Matthew Golden: 10 catches, 164 receiving yards, TD
A ridiculous day for the @Packers offense ⭐️
only like the 3rd time I’ve placed a bet in a year+.
banggg.
betting against the Packers cost me $1k.
should’ve hedged the personal side.
never bet on the NFC North, folks.
we will take the wins off the free referral credits, though.
time for the Bears to move to 7-2.
nobody can replace Tirico, but Noah Eagle is fantastic.
big fan of Noah, & it’s pretty much impossible to get him on a Bears game, otherwise.
actually excited for the dynamic switch-up for a game that’s already kinda an oddity for a primetime matchup.
Shough is not able to make any protection calls himself.
it is clear that what the Steelers said is true.
all his protections come from Kellen Moore, & after it cuts out with :15 seconds left on the play clock, he doesn’t know how to make any adjustments.
Stafford has forgotten how to play QB, entirely.
he is literally just spamming Puka Nacua, & it is not working.
no Monongai.
that’s fine.
rest up, king.
The #Bears have elevated RB Salvon Ahmed from the practice squad for Sunday night’s game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Ahmed is a standard practice-squad gameday elevation and, per NFL regulation, will revert back to the club’s practice squad after the game.
the fact that we have to wait ‘til week 18 when the Vikings will already be eliminated from playoff contention for the Bears to get it back is so annoying.
“beat you with our backup QB,” when they’re soft-benching Kyler to get back to Wentz.
shit is annoying as hell.















