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Depressed Cowboys Fan

@ChickenColeman

On this website for the jokes.

 Oklahoma City, OK
Joined February 2011
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The Dallas Cowboys have ruined my life
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Depressed Cowboys Fan retweeted
bum (@BattleRapBum) profile picture
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@BattleRapBum12h
nvm
bum (@BattleRapBum) profile picturebum
@BattleRapBum12h
this no nut november shit easy
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Adele Grd (@AdeleInked) profile pictureAdele Grd@AdeleInked19h
Any dating app just for fucking???
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- DTs with no penetration at all - Gary can’t set the edge for shit - Barham being blind/lazy as shit per usual - BOTH guards are pulling and defense acting like they have no clue where the ball is going - Shamar James let a back up TE engage and hook him inside Just a dog shit defense all around. This a great playcall tho
Tom Downey (@WhatGoingDowney) profile pictureTom Downey
@WhatGoingDowney20h
By the way, this is a blatant block in the back on the play everyone is clowning Caleb Downs for
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I wonder what country this improper English is from 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Nicky💕 (@jas_d_barbie) profile pictureNicky💕
@jas_d_barbie21h
Adulting is realizing you do gonna sell a lil pussy!
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Depressed Cowboys Fan retweeted
*Jay ひ (@LXRD_JAY) profile picture
*Jay ひ@LXRD_JAYNov 2
How tf was 50 cent supposed to go against this shit 😂
Songs That Made History (@iconictrack) profile pictureSongs That Made History@iconictrackApr 17
Good Life - Kanye West(2007)
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WE HORNY?
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Even the fake Cardi B quote sounds like made up African #babble 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
PETROS™ (@petros_studios) profile picturePETROS™
@petros_studiosNov 2
Cardi B isn't holding back after Offset’s pictures with his new girlfriend went viral. 💔😂
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Doom Coming (@Getthebagcoach) profile picture
Doom Coming
@Getthebagcoach20h
She must’ve won him some money
Underdog WNBA (@UnderdogWNBA) profile pictureUnderdog WNBA
@UnderdogWNBA20h
Gabby Williams says Michael Jordan texted her to congratulate her on winning a championship. Jordan told Williams to “stay hungry." She responded “I’ve never been hungrier.” (Via @kendra__andrews)
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Daily Noud (@DailyNoud) profile pictureDaily Noud
@DailyNoud20h
Fivio Foreign posts and deletes a message on his IG story: “Enough of this election bs. U either Dominican or Republican pick or choose”
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🎡 (@TBQuis) profile picture
🎡@TBQuis17h
Even if they in Uniform or Street Clothes ... All They Gonna Be Doing is Tryna Pull Hoes ...
Dallas Texas TV (@DallasTexasTV) profile pictureDallas Texas TV
@DallasTexasTV18h
Plainclothes officers will now patrol Deep Ellum under new "Operation Deep Cover"
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Depressed Cowboys Fan (@ChickenColeman) profile pictureDepressed Cowboys Fan
@ChickenColeman23 Jul 2016
Nigga... RT @n1irving: can't believe I shitted me draws
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Our defense so ass we done turned this mf into a savior ctfu
NFL (@NFL) profile pictureNFL
@NFL17h
Cardinals name QB Gardner Minshew starting quarterback.
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Y’all know damn well this cap
Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) profile pictureDov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman19h
𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗦: There have been "murmurs" that this could be Dak Prescott’s last season with the Cowboys, per @CSimmsQB "There’s been murmurs that Dallas is at the end of their rope with Dak, things better turn around or he ain’t gonna be the QB there."
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MISS MUTABLE ☿ (@thedollxayla) profile pictureMISS MUTABLE ☿@thedollxayla21h
you’re literally a stud
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SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) profile picture
SportsCenter
@SportsCenterNov 2
"Never believe in Dallas, why would you?" @notthefakeSVP is conflicted on the Dallas Cowboys after they drop another game to the Cardinals 😬
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Bum ass
Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) profile pictureDallas Cowboys
@dallascowboysNov 1
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People like this are allowed to vote btw
Kayla Bayla (@skthabraider) profile pictureKayla Bayla@skthabraiderNov 1
sometimes i wonder why when people find out they have cancer they go straight to chemo and radiation.. they don’t ever just be like hmmm like me fast , detox , and eat right so it can all go away . idk , that’s just crazy to me .
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There is no scientific evidence that fasting, detoxing or diet changes alone can cure cancer or make it go away. Standard treatments like chemotherapy and radiation are evidence-based and have driven major gains in survival rates. cancer.gov/about-cancer/t… cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/c… cancer.org/research/acs-r… aap.com.au/factcheck/wate… sciencealert.com/prolonged-fast…
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Woke up an hour early and couldn’t go to sleep. My body not fucking with this time change
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We horny?
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Lmfao
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