Actually drank in LA at Twenty Six.

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A massive Taylor Allen fuck up for an equaliser please. 🙏
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The way Sky have got the mics absolutely slanted towards the taxi full of Salford fans 🤣. 7 years on from them entering the league and it’s as embarrassing as day 1.
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Hope a certain Mr J Bonser is watching Bournemouth host AC Milan tonight.
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Was just saying we need to hear more from Gary Neville
𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗗𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗱 𝗢𝗿𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻 Watch the full episode with Gary Neville on The Athletic FC YouTube channel on Saturday 26 September 📺 @David_Ornstein | @GNev2
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The quality on show in this Black Country derby is.. non existent. Honking
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The unfortunate reality is that the only time we really needed to beat Port Vale was the one time we didn’t. Mat Sadler you are a fucking terrorist.
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Mate went to West Ham last night and left his work knife in his pocket by mistake, security so worried about pulling the difficult plastic top off his bottle of water they didn’t even notice the knife. Just about sums up modern football priorities.
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Exactly. How can you celebrate this? 🤣
Replying to @LNRailway
Why doesn’t Birmingham airport just get better?
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Irish. Remember when international clearance meant Paul Taylor had taken a number 9 out of the favelas?
𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐬. 🚪 We are delighted to welcome James Furlong to the #Saddlers as our 14th summer signing, subject to international clearance!
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Always gonna be sound when Liam Gordon is crossing the ball.
When you volunteer to go in net. 😆 @TranmereRovers defender Bobby Faulkner, take a bow! 👏 #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueTwo
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Charlie Crew weighs 8 stone but carries the strength of Akinfenwa.
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One of the main reasons I gave my ST up after 12 fairly depressing years. A fanbase full of conspiracy theorists who read too much into tiny interview snippets and not the bigger picture.
Once again on the board. Took ages to appoint mairs & took a while to appoint a manager. We were realistically 3/4 weeks behind other clubs. Doesn’t bode well for Trivella either. Multiple player sales Okagbue, Barrett & Allen & yet to see where the moneys gone.
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Ignoring the fact that football is fucked. Loads of shit players in the market that want too much money and then clubs like Hednesford spending beyond their means to then eventually stagnate in L2. Look at Salford. Enough to make you generally hate the sport.
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Someone must’ve looked into how Visit Rwanda can afford to sponsor Villa and Arsenal etc? They have 135,000 tourists a year.
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Long term target of ours.
Replying to @SportsPeteO
I've not got much going on this weekend, I'll run him down there. Will probably miss the open car door though and get in the boot🤣🤣🤣
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I didn’t recall until I looked at the replies. I do however know it was the same day Kory Roberts broke his leg against Stoke in pre season.
Without cheating… In 2018 after we lost to Croatia who did we play in the pointless match and what was the score? I knew we’d lost but have no memory of the game or the score. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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I don’t get this. He never won anything with England. Be like fucking Matt Sadler turning up wish us well next March when we are hanging on for first place.
Sir David Beckham is expected to attend #England’s final training session in Miami, to wish the players well before their World Cup quarter-final against Norway. England will fly from their Kansas City training base later today, and are due to train at Beckham’s Inter Miami training centre late this evening UK time. It’s thought the England legend is determined to be there if his schedule allows.
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Replying to @jr0db0urn
Yeah I’m kinda looking for the soft spot between saving the high street and not deporting people based on the color of their skin
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