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Real music fan. Real IU fan. Real Predators fan. Real Tottenham fan. Real Nashville SC fan. Real bad guitarist. Not always in that order. Really.

Clarksville, TN
Joined November 2009
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Imagine being body shamed by whatever the fuck this is.
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The late great Mike Leach talking about his favorite candy never gets old
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At The Hoosier Bar and Grill
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Please support my legislative proposal for nationally televised woodchipper shredding of Tik Tok pranksters
Real people have real emotions. Real people need to stop being f’ed with for your social media pranks and content. Not everyone is living in your fake world. Good on the Red Baron Pizza guy. The world was better when kids had a healthy fear of all adults.
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It's going to be absolutely hilarious watching the entire ESPN / SEC propaganda machine gear up to try and guilt the CFP committee into selecting Texas, only for Texas to trip all over themselves in mid-November
“I think Texas is one of the 12 best teams in the country, whether they lose two games or three games.” 🤔 @finebaum makes a case on why the Longhorns deserve to be in the College Football Playoff.
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The entire College Football world is now SHOCKED whenever Indiana *almost* loses. Let that sink in. Curt Cignetti has built a monster.
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Replying to @CrimsonCast
Well this one was 21,553 days in the making!
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6 years ago to the day! Penix for the win.
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what in the fucking fuck? That's like saying America lacks a strong national baseball tradition
Francis Fukuyama: "The lack of a strong national musical tradition contributes to the weakness of American national identity."
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This man has an entire subsection on his Wikipedia page titled "Relationships with underage girls"
Nugent: We could eliminate the Democrat Party. That's the goal. They're not Democrats, they're Communists! I want them out of here!
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Since 2013… 1,208 children have been shot at school. 0 children have received gender reassignment surgery at school. We've turned imaginary issues into national emergencies while turning a blind eye to real threats.
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Notre Dame should take this to their conference commissioner.
there is CLEARLY 1 SECOND LEFT just watch it back in slo mo it’s not close clock doesn’t even get to 0:00 as I replay it
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a channel like ESPN but not shitty
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I still genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.
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Dave's First Law of Comedy
If you have to explain why something is funny, it isn't. If you have to explain why something isn't funny, it is.
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Alabama loses, doesn’t drop a spot Oregon loses to ranked team by 2. Goes from #13 to unranked. Ole Miss still top 10 being propped up by a dogshit LSU win. 2 loss LSU, best win is a dogshit unranked Clemson. Still ranked. Kentucky up 11 spots for beating a fraud LSU. The world famous SEC circle jerk scam. 5-1 Nebraska who took the #5 team to the last drive, not even close to ranked.
BREAKING: College Football AP Poll🚨 on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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The SEC circle of “everyone is good” continues -Ole Miss beats LSU, well they’re a top 5 team -Florida rolls Ole Miss, well they’re a playoff team -Mizzou rolls Florida well they are a top 10 team -Florida gets rolled at home vs a South Carolina team that’s about to fire their coach Maybe none of them are good and it’s all propaganda. JUST MAYBE
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Any given week in the SEC! This league is just SO deep /fart
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If I go to your super bowl party and you got the McAfee Orlovsky broadcast on I am well within my rights to stab you in the liver
Pat McAfee announced today that he, his crew and Dan Orlovsky will host a “Field Pass” alternate broadcast for the Super Bowl, as well as select Monday Night Football games beginning Oct. 19, in partnership with ESPN and the NFL.
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