Chive Wisconsin

The moment when you can access your account of 7 months of being locked out!!!!! What's up Chivers? I've missed you dearly....

How to effectively hit on women: If she is beautiful, tell her. A true compliment beats a pick up line every day.

Happy Ocho Mayo.... #ineededareasontodrinkthismorning

Oh look, a Bloody Mary. #HappyEaster

I'm going with the "stay drunk" mentality until the championship tomorrow night. If I let this hangover set in it might be the end of me.

Wisconsin making the final four is hindering my ability to reduce my alcohol consumption....

Sam Dekkker #IceWater

3 years ago I asked her on a first date... Today I asked her to marry me.... She said "No" both times.

"What we do in life, echoes through eternity....." Hope there's a lot of whiskey in this eternity place.

Something about not working for 8 days makes me not want to work any more.....

@KCCO_Alamo I think you just created an idea for "Paternity Pants...." Patent pending.

Edward Norton had it going....

My liver needs cleansing.... and possibly my soul.

@kateekoc no it's way worse than that.

What in the honest fuck is this......

I feel bad for people who don't drink, when they wake up that's the best they are going to feel all day.