Mum of two, self-employed bookkeeper, married to brilliant Welsh chap. Lover of 80s music, Star Wars, Batman, and a nice cup of tea @chloeprevett@mastodonapp.uk
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As the government are having a little trouble with this of late I thought I’d help.
Basic Excel errors, and how to fix them!
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What a tale. What a thread. Read, and marvel
It was six years ago, and my mate, Pink, had just been told he was going to die. He accepted the news with a grace I can only marvel at, but he said he’d a list of things he’d still like to do.
We sat in a pub one night and read it over. Eight things? Four months? Ok. Deal.
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GIVEAWAY! To celebrate the publication of my eighth book with @HarperCollinsCh The Monkey Who Fell From The Future, I have 2 complete sets of my books to give away! RT and follow to enter. (If you already follow me, just RT). Winners chosen at random.#childrensbooks #middlegrade
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PR: Will you do some kind of big promo tweet for your Brexit Tapes satire book during launch week?
ME: Probably.
PR: What'll it be?
ME: No idea. Don't worry. One of the main character will do something fucking stupid that week.
PR: You can't know that.
ME: Just trust me on this.
COMPETITION TIME
The nice thing about Grant Shapps erasing Boris from that rocket photo is you can now put whatever you want there.
Reply to this with your own creation. I'll send a copy of The Brexit Tapes to whoever does the one that makes me laugh most, by midnight.
ALT spacey men in a hanger, along with grant shapps, laughing at a curiously empty space between them. in the background is Richard Branson's penis extension. Sorry. Rocket.
ALT spacey men in a hanger, along with grant shapps, laughing at Blobby! Blobby! Blobby! Between them. in the background is Richard Branson's penis extension. Sorry. Rocket.
Possibly the greatest Batman of all of them. What a legend
ALT A still from Batman: The Animated Series
Chloë Prevett retweeted
It’s NON-FICTION NOVEMBER!
Each week we’ll be giving away a BIG book prize.
TO BE ENTERED INTO ALL 4 PRIZE DRAWS:
• Like & retweet this post
• Follow us
• Comment below: Let's read Non-Fiction!
One lucky winner will be randomly chosen to win each week's prize.
#NNFN2022
Another excellent thread - that lettuce is looking mighty appealing right now…
BRADY: You need to call a VONC
TRUSS: Actually I did that last night. I won.
BRADY: Wait, you said that wasn't a VONC
TRUSS: No I didn't.
BRADY: Yes you did.
TRUSS: Definitely didn't.
BRADY: Why haven't you kicked all the rebels out of the party then?
TRUSS: Reasons.
Conversation with my Dad this morning where we said essentially the same - exact words were ‘It’s not like Beetlejuice, you can’t just say it three times and expect it to happen’
It's why they constantly say empty phrases like "grow the economy" and can't ever explain how that will actually happen. They don't know. They think you say the words and cast the spell and as long as you do it EXACTLY right, the magic will happen.
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Chief Scout @BearGrylls leads the mourning for our Patron HM The Queen with a tribute: scouts.org.uk/news/2022/sept…
I don’t think any of us expected Peter Andre as a guest star in this particular narrative…but I’m here for it! #wagathachristie
We fade in to a city. It's Los Angeles at night.
VOICE: LA. City of Angels. City of Dreams.
We pan down.
VOICE: City of demons. City of nightmares.
We reach street level. A woman steps out of the shadows.
WOMAN: My name is Coleen. I didn't choose justice. Justice chose me.
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I adore @thatdanstevens - he is a legend on and off the savannah! #Eurovision #DanStevens #BorisJohnsonResign
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