Aaron Chrenen

After a long day of looking at two medium sized screens I like to go home, lay back and look at one huge screen while holding a mini screen.

Nothing puts me in more physical distress than being barefoot and sitting down cross-legged on a hard wood floor.

Your opinion is a spoiler.

I finally made it. My phone autocorrected ducking to fucking. The phone lines are open.

Does OG now stand for offensive glass?

Knowing this information, we’re probably about 90 years away from a bitchin’ 9/11 themed bounce house. Fingers crossed I live long enough to see it!

They say tornados sound like freight trains but I suspect it’s the other way around.

An aquarium but it has the best sushi in town. Am I just pitching terrible business ideas now?

Subtitles are the enemy of the people.

A reboot of the office but it’s just two parents who work from home.

I bet there’s an unusually high number of smooth, flat, circular rocks laying at the bottom in the middle of most ponds.

My daughter just slapped this sticker on my hoodie and I have one, maybe two questions

Quit knocking my socks off- my feet are cold

Every night I throw them all away. And every morning I find them in the trash and arrange them like this so my daughters don’t freak out.

The Simpsons do it again!

I miss the days when I used to collect friends on Facebook like they were Pokemon

This new Bruce Willis movie sounds interesting

Parents should all do one another a favor and collectively stop writing the birthday boy or girls’ name on the gift bag. At this point we should already have a sisterhood of the traveling pants thing going on. I’m tired of spending $3 on what essentially is future garbage.

Why do you only see trumps bottom teeth when he speaks?

Scientists should be working around the clock creating an app that locates crickets in your house that are slowly driving you insane