Marketer, copywriter, audio producer, journalist, sludge metal.
Seattle, WA
Joined September 2012
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In case @bethanyshondark (or anybody else) actually wants to know what “woke” really means vs. what it has been turned into. #UnitedShades
h/t @michaelharriot
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In America, if you're a wealthy vulture capitalist with over $250,000 in uninsured deposits at a loosely regulated bank the federal government will guarantee that your money is safe in a weekend. If you have no health insurance and get cancer, you're on your own. Unacceptable.
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UPDATES BASED ON FEEDBACK
John Mace is now called 'John Fish' (thank you @steveocrom)
He's a Defensive linesman (thank you @garrickBad)
The town is called Pond, Indiana
The working title for this movie is now
"Big Fish, Small Pond"
@netflix call me. I'll script it.
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46 men — including a high school football coach and a youth pastor — were arrested during a multi-agency operation targeting sex trafficking in North Texas.
There are no reports of drag queens being arrested in the operation. bit.ly/3D0zikf
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I'm doing homework about polar explorers with my son, who has just described the revelation that Peter Freuchen (pictured, left) dug his way out of an ice cave with a chisel made out of his own frozen turd as "the best fact I have ever heard in my life."
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No one wants a new airport but I'll tell you what people really want...
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ALT Cascadia Rail vision map of high speed rail service.
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Here's the video for Trump's "major announcement" about his pathetic $99 digital trading cards/NFTs...
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“My pronouns are” is the hackiest joke format since doing an Austin Powers impression in the office break room
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BIG NEWS: The new 4K release of PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES contains the legendary 75 minutes of deleted scenes that have been whispered about for decades. Finally, witness John Candy smoke and eat a hot dog at the same time.
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Some of the nice things about fall are going to bed when it's dark, and waking up when it's dark and going to work when it's still dark and getting off when it's dark eating dinner in the dark embrace the dark become the dark
