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Chris Collins

@ChrisCollins

detective baby is on the case!

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Joined March 2007
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Every day, I open this website and think, “ok so we’re just gonna do this forever, huh?”
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BluSpark@BluSpark16063615 Apr 2024
Apparently, the Willis Tower has disappeared from the Chicago skyline (Professional Photographs)
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Wow, I guess not lol 🪦
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You all were so fixated on that bbq bottle that you missed this easter egg. Zuck's a HUGE fan!
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I’m truly jealous of Stan culture. Can’t imagine loving anything so deeply and unconditionally, without reservations, exceptions or caveats. Seems nice.
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Wow what a shitshow 🍿
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@leahmcelrath4 Oct 2021
Replying to @leahmcelrath
Facebook employees can’t enter the headquarters because their badges don’t work, and those already inside can’t enter various rooms because access is linked through the IoT (Internet of Things) and so goes through the same DNS routes that no longer exist: #FacebookDown
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Facebook HQ is a giant escape room rn.
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Wtf’s a “wheelhouse”?
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Recently, at my grandma's house, I unearthed the first story I ever wrote (age 6?). Holds up pretty well, especially the surprise twist ending!
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It also became deeply digressive, meandering, and prone to odd religious outbursts, ultimately twisting itself into an infinite, recursive loop:
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And finally, in this one, our heroes are finally able to escape death, and even find happiness (through the use of an admittedly cheap plot device).
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In high school you could get pretty far with minimal effort if you just “made a video”. Didn’t even have to be good. No matter what it was, teachers would be TRULY DAZZLED. “SO CREATIVE!” they’d exclaim.
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(Extra points if it was an educational song parody of some kind)
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Does this #lifehack still work?
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