Obsessed with hockey, baseball, theater, wildlife conservation and technology (though it hates me back)
Richmond, CA
Joined February 2010
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Put this in your bookmarks.
@wnbagoldenstate owner Joseph Lacob vows that once play begins, they will win a championship in the first 5 years of their existence 🙌
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Will fun be ever again?
Everything points to no.
Tomas...you showed us that things will be alright after Jumbo & Patty. You showed us that hockey can still be fun.
This one sucks.
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Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by the @Disneyland Oogie Boogie Bash Queue
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Kevin McCarthy, with a 10-seat GOP majority, needed 15 ballots and three and a half days and giving away all his power and several of his own members being physically stopped from assaulting each other to win election to Speaker.
THIS IS YOUR KING?!
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Because you sold the platform to a Nazi, you mendacious, craven, complicit, greedy piece of shit.
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It may be cold outside, but #12DaysOfWICKED is here to warm you up! Retweet and follow for your chance to win #WICKED socks and a beanie!
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Carlos Correa hit 22 HR last year
per Statcast, considering wall heights, distances and environmental effects, all but 1 of those would’ve been a HR at Oracle Park
AND
3 other batted balls that were *not* HR (2B, 2 FBs) WOULD have been HR at Oracle
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Looking for the perfect addition to those #WICKED tickets you're gifting for the holidays? Retweet and follow for the chance to win a signed WICKED window card. #12DaysOfWICKED
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do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them
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‼ Maximum safety alert ‼️
Norris the Firework Safety Narwhal🐋 reminds you to leave the professional fireworks to the professionals this #July4th weekend.
For more fireworks safety tips to #CelebrateSafely this holiday weekend: bit.ly/3sIawRx
ALT Norris the Firework Safety Narwhal – a narwhal with the ability to travel through space and time in an explosion of red, yellow, and blue colors – flying to tell Americans to use fireworks safely this July 4th. The text reads: Maximum Narwhal Firework Safety Tips For Humans.
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I am starting a good vibes movement for this Tony nomination: Best Performance by an Actress in a Featured Role in a Musical @ShoshanaBean
for Mr. Saturday Night
Come on theatreGods!!!!!
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That's the 3rd-earliest HR of Late Night LaMonte Wade Jr's career, by inning, behind only his 2 leadoff HR last year
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Alexandra Irving gets the opening day official scorer assignment for Marlins-Giants. Proud of her!
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Great, I took my two young children to Turning Red and now have to explain to them what Toronto is
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Rachel Balkovec’s hiring is just the tip of the iceberg. Over the past couple of days, I spoke to a number of young women who are already breaking barriers about their futures as baseball players, coaches and more.
mlb.com/news/rachel-balkovec…
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Perhaps not since April 23rd of 1616 has theater lost such a revolutionary voice. Thank you Mr. Sondheim for your Demon Barber, some Night Music, a Sunday in the Park, Company, fun at a Forum, a trip Into the Woods and telling us a West Side Story. RIP. 🙏 nytimes.com/2021/11/26/theat…
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An extraordinary artist is gone. He gifted the world with so many incredible songs, & many performers’ careers were catapulted by the signature, iconic material he wrote for them. May he Rest In Peace. #Sondheim
