@ChrisStephensMD

I'm a TV writer and I’m also in a sketch group called Butt. @buttguys https://xitter.cf/t.co/n3jMr7q2R3

 Los Angeles
Joined February 2010
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ME: i saw a guy on the back of a van FRIEND: ...and? ME: that's it i guess
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Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmerOct 25
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenakerOct 22
This is like seeing Jiminy Glick be interviewed by one his guests
CENTRIFUGE@ClippingModsOct 22
Hasan: "What does it say for your credibility on foreign policy issues if you've got the two biggest foreign policy issues of our lifetime, Iraq and Gaza, both wrong?" Yglesias: "I don't know that those were the two biggest foreign policy issues of our lifetime..."
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Michael Balazo@mbalazoOct 21
SACHA BARON COHEN: My satire exposes hate and bigotry in society. BORAT: (molesting donkey) I like very much eating from toilet!!!
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Shane 🦧@TheMonkeyJungleOct 16
Don Draper’s always saying stuff like “people don’t buy bombs because they blow up. They buy them because they like feeling exploded”
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Tommy McNamara@TommyMcNamOct 16
My addition to the discourse
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I started my history channel to fight back against mass-produced AI “history” slop. 80k subscribers later, it’s my full-time job. Last week, an automated review demonetized it as "generic or repetitive." The irony is not lost on me. My viewers regularly tell me the channel has changed how they see the world. That's the opposite of generic. @TeamYouTube – your decision was wrong. Please have a human review my channel.
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(crawling through the desert in tattered rags) ......gamer......fuel.................gamer.......fuel...........
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YouTube ads are either a 15 second long one for Chili’s or they begin with a guy in a chair going “hello and welcome to my three hour conversation with Dr. David Picamente”
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Matt Lieb??@mattliebOct 6
My personal Zionism isn’t racist it all, it’s about peace and love and dignity for almost everyone.
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When Hank from Breaking Bad or the FBI agent neighbor on The Americans is the voice at the beginning that goes “previously on…” I’m like dude you’re not supposed to know this stuff!
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Patrick@audiohymnSep 18
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 18
BREAKING: Warren Buffett, 96, steps down as Berkshire Hathaway chairman, with his son Howard Buffett taking over the role.
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“The ehhhh feast is done!”
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Please watch Golden Axe on @paramountplus at your earliest convenience. I was lucky enough to get to write on it with an incredible group of folks, but perhaps most importantly the show contains what I can only assume is the very first parody of this video.
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Wow this must really be getting around if other planets are reporting on it
Guitar World@GuitarWorldSep 16
Ed Sheeran has been at the center of controversy after opening act Macklemore alleged that he was removed from Sheeran’s US Loop Tour over onstage comments about Palestine. Now, Sheeran’s own backing band, Beoga, has dropped out of the tour. guitarworld.com/artists/conc…
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NewsWire
@NewsWire_USSep 14
Capitol Police Surround Mitch McConnell’s Washington Home
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Whistfully looking at this picture of my family while I’m deployed overseas
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samuel@gooofsterrSep 13
The hardest Beavis and Butthead ever made me laugh was one where they're watching a music video set in front of the Egyptian pyramids and one of them says, "where the hell is this"
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