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©hris™

@ChrisTrauma

im a groan assman

Joined May 2010
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Me: I'll take the kimchi fries Waiter: Ooh good choice, that's actually my favorite! Me: Um this is about me, you stupid bitch
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[in a normal speaking voice from top row of football stadium] Good luck today guys
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come on and slam¹ & welcome to the jam² ¹ do drugs ² prison and hell
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If I accidentally put a live scorpion in my mouth and chewed on it, am I going to die? Don't ask how that happened....but my tongue is numb.
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dunno why it took me this long to become a boxer-briefs guy
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hey man, those ads are targeted based on your browser history xitter.gq/realdonaldtrump/status…
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@realDonaldTrump22 Sep 2017
The Russia hoax continues, now it's ads on Facebook. What about the totally biased and dishonest Media coverage in favor of Crooked Hillary?
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@bobby19 Aug 2017
he deleted it and then reposted a half hour later with the same dumbass misspelling. most powerful man on earth.
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You remain...
8%My power
33%My pleasure
58%My pain
12 votes • Final results
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[to cadet next to me during first day of basic training] tbh i'm just doing this for the discounted movie tickets
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update:
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my boss's phone cord gives me more anxiety than anything else in the world
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nip@juniorshabidoo24 Jun 2017
Scenes from an Office
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really digging the new alien poster
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breadsticks as a side dish for pizza is like serving toast as a side dish for a sandwich
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hope@hopiecan18 May 2017
I go to live shows for the B.O.
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