Chris

@MichelinUSA all I want for Christmas is Cross Climate 3 Sports that fit my Audi S4!

No one's ever bitten into a burger and thought, wow these pickles are the MVP.

Far from an ideal start of the week. 😔

@WHOOP if you guys take suggestions, it'd be nice if there's a feature you could defaults the location of your band so you don't have to pick "wrist" every time when adding activities

Every time I walk into trader Joe's I'm reminded that I have no one to buy flowers for. The flowers are always so pretty!

Today was a solid day! Feeling great! 😁

Some days, you just wish you had someone to buy those supermarket flowers for.

If this migraine would go away, today and likely tomorrow would (have been/ be) much better. Thx.

So true. Im a reserved introvert at heart, but with the right people by my side, I easily open up

Never pass up an opportunity for a dad joke. See everyone next month! 😎 #dadjokes

I miss the old Tumblr.

I can't trust people that walk with their spouses or with their pets and don't walk between them and cars passing by as a buffer.

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Definitely, maybe #ValentinesDay

"So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane." @johngreen #lookingforalaska

The best of us are broken. #quote

How does one merge a dog shelter and car dealership bc that needs to be a thing. #allthedogs #allthecars

That feeling when you start lapping peeps in MarioKart 🏁. Didnt know that was possible!