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Chris

@Chrisfalbe
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Joined January 2010
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I tried to start a hot air balloon company, but it just didn't take off.
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I'm not disappointed that there's no snow on Christmas. I'm disappointed that there's no Christmas on snow.
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I picked the wrong christmas tree and now I'm stuck with a big, dead, pine.
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I guess I could put it in the wrong corner.
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why do I have such a hard time getting out of bed? my alarm clock is always angry at me.
Wurst case scenario.
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Why is it snowing? That's like global warming saying 'Hey! Just kidding!'
The World Cup is kind of like having Olympics for just one sport.
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I work at a job where I'm punching a clock from nine to five. But really, I'm just punching myself
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The Unrehearsed Voiceover Artist - Olympic Synchronised Swimming.
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e@ElijahKnew28 Jan 2021
You know it's been a WILD day when AOC, Ted Cruz, Donald Trump Jr. and Dave Portnoy all agree on something.
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Verbot von #Verschluesselung, #Fingerabdrücke im Pass, Aufhebung der Bagatellgrenzen beim #Urheberrecht, #Uploadfilter auf Steroiden in #terreg, Entfristung von #Geheimdienstbefugnissen. Nur mal letzte Woche. 2020 hätte gar kein #Corona gebraucht, um ein Katastrophenjahr zu sein
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A malfunctioning dental school robot
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Vergiss nie, was sie hier gemacht haben. Da die @CDU_CSU_EP gestimmt hat für nie mehr Internetfreiheit, muss das Internet für nie mehr @CDU_CSU_EP stimmen. #nieMehrCDU
Felix Reda (@Senficon) profile pictureFelix Reda@Senficon26 Mar 2019
Schwarzer Tag für die Netzfreiheit: Das @Europarl_DE hat die Urheberrechtsreform mit #Artikel13 und #Artikel11 abgenickt. Änderungsanträge zur Urheberrechtsreform wurden gar nicht erst zugelassen. Das finale Abstimmungsergebnis: 348 dafür, 274 dagegen #SaveYourInternet
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A foreign policy of peace & non-intervention in the affairs of other nations is far superior to this...
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The Foreign Office has deleted a tweet that said experts at the Defence Science and Technology Laboratory at Porton Down had confirmed that the nerve agent used during the attack on former spy Sergei Skripal in Salisbury was definitely "produced in Russia"
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Just 3 months in prison leads to reduced self-control and reduced attentional performance suggesting that released prisoners may be less able to sustain focus on higher-level goals and more prone to impulsive risk-taking behavior. frontiersin.org/articles/10.…
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