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Events Manager, Canoe Paddler, Bike Rider, Scout. Manages @PhoenixExplorer

London, UK
Joined November 2008
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“I hope this email finds you well” Nope, it finds me bored, confused, tired, exasperated, hungry, lost and irritable... what do you want?
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Recently I came to the conclusion that 90% of successfully looking after houseplants is leaving them the fuck alone.
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Remember back in the old days when we used to eat cake someone had just blown on? #GoodTimes
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Today I realised Winnie the Pooh cosplay is just an undersized red t-shirt and confidence.
It's said that Shakespeare wrote King Lear during a period of isolation. Isaac Newton developed his theory of gravity. I might finally pair all my socks.
Awesome, inspiring all-female panel at the @CoreRiskCon2019 #keelacoreriskcon @KeelaOutdoors.
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Busy day today on the water with Colin and Katrina from Canoe Around Britain, and the inimitable Ray Goodwin, including a go in the first canoe to circumnavigate the UK! #opencanoesymposium #glenmorelodge @glenmorelodge
How on earth has it taken me this long to watch Pitch Perfect?
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It strikes me that the inventor of grape flavored Jolly Ranchers may in fact never eaten a real grape.
Well that was a busy morning...
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Typical left-wing BBC, Alan Sugar on BBC1, and Michael Portillo on BBC2. It's like bloody Cuba.
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Concentrating on this rubbish just delays the day when we really make cycling safe. Any government could do it in one big bang over 1 term.
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No expert, but I don't see how giving these people more than the 140 characters the rest of us get will ever work.
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Just led an Oggy Oggy Oggy inside St James' Palace at @DofE Gold Award Presentation #iScout :S
@markwilliams84 @SouthwarkLabour fantastic news! We at the 23rd Camberwell Scout group look forward to continue working with you!
Du pain, du vin, du pork pie.
Knowing there are people out there who attempt to resuscitate tea in the microwave
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This is why she's amazing. Absolutely no-one gets into a role like her.
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