Joe Coles retweeted
Uncle did the math on GTA 6. 🤓
(via marktilbury)
#GTA6 #GTAVI #GTA6Map #RockstarGames #GrandTheftAutoVI
Joe Coles retweeted
Nikki Glaser breaks down a wild sex fact about male ejaculate speed on Conan that completely broke the host
"The speed of a man's ejaculate... is a stable, constant 27 miles per hour"
"27 miles per hour, which is also... the same exact speed that Usain Bolt ran"
"It's the same speed as the fastest man alive"
"If he was sprinting full speed and ejaculated while doing so, it would just stay inside him"
"Andy Richter's reaction: 'That's in a school zone... it's not even gonna get it a mile'"
Joe Coles retweeted
Sophie Cunningham was in TEARS from LAUGHING too hard after Theo Von impressed her with his BEST basketball pick-up line 🤣🤣👀
“Im thinking if there’s a girl flirting with you on the court ‘Let me cross you up and then uncross you.’”
“That’s a great pick-up line. Honestly. But no, no one’s ever used that on me.”
“I shoulda been a frickin lesbian dude. They said I had the f*cken heart of a lesbian when I was a child.” 😭💀
Joe Coles retweeted
The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on.
Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out.
I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years.
He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself.
In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo.
When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met.
Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70.
Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub.
If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show.
He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son.
So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch.
(via @ohnohedidnt24)
Joe Coles retweeted
🚨🇨🇳 A Chinese glass company just turned the RIOTS in France into FREE advertising!
Hengxinfeng filmed NOTHING, just posted a video of its unbreakable windows on social media, and went VIRAL.
EPIC TROLLING!
Joe Coles retweeted
The biggest organized fight in football history. 😳
UFC in Brazilian league!🥊
Cruzeiro beat Atlético-MG 1-0 but the match ended in complete madness with a staggering 23 players sent off.😳😳
23x🟥
Joe Coles retweeted
‼️ WE ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE BIGGEST WAR IN HISTORY FOR THE SURVIVAL OF PETRODOLLAR
US military has quietly been scaling back its troop presence at bases across the Middle East.
US Embassies in the Middle East have been ordered evacuation of non-emergency staff members and families.
Similar evacuation orders were issued during the 40-day war in 2026, before conflict broke out.
Over $750,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market at open today on worries about oil surge and AI.
Iran has also announced that if the U.S.-Israel attack happens again, entire American infrastructure will be targeted in the region including data centers, sea optic cables and American companies.
Iran has already laid down the new law of energy: Every single barrel of oil that passes through the Strait of Hormuz, the artery carrying ~20% of the world’s crude, must be settled in Chinese yuan. No dollars.
The moment that demand sticks, the 50-year monopoly that forced the world to recycle oil revenues into U.S. Treasuries collapses overnight. The petrodollar doesn’t weaken. It dies. And the yuan (backed by real oil flow) becomes the new settlement currency of the energy world.
Jeff Currie, former Goldman Sachs head of commodities and lifelong insider of the dollar system, just laid out the one line America cannot cross. Handing control of the Strait of Hormuz to Iran is not a tactical retreat. It is the formal end of the United States as global hegemon and the death of the dollar as the world’s reserve currency.
JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon said that Iran had its “throat on the Strait of Hormuz” for 45+ years and told the Trump administration to “finish this thing and finish it right.”
The faith of the fiat system is now being decided in the skies over the Middle East.
Joe Coles retweeted
Replying to @davidwarner31
Port Elizabeth is a working city.
Unfortunately with the current administration there is a huge economic downturn here…..
work work and work and 1/2 day Saturday.
Hosting a test Sunday to Thursday in a working town wasn’t thought through.
Joe Coles retweeted
TOM BRADY AND PEYTON MANNING HAD THE GREATEST RIVALRY IN SPORTS HISTORY.
One of the funniest back-and-forth exchanges between two of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game.
These two will never stop going at each other.
🤣🤣🤣
Joe Coles retweeted
Will never not think of this play when the Ravens play the Bengals.
“I tried to hit Ray” 😂
Joe Coles retweeted
🚨🚨🚨BATTLER GIVEAWAY
TO celebrate COX PLATE week
✅LIKE for chance of this Original painting of RACE OF THE CENTURY
Framed & Delivered
👇
RT or comment for bonus entry
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Heard this today, a bit of knowledge for the day ahead:
A bottle of water is $2 at the grocery store, $4 at the gym, $6 at the Airport and $8 on a flight (hypothetically), you see its the same bottle of water, but when its placed in a different location, its value changes.
So the next time you’re feeling undervalued, don’t question your worth, question where you are.
























