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@JeanetteJing @JordanChariton @NicoleJeanLTL @rosariodawson @jaketapper Debate clip-1998 film "BULWORTH"#singlepayer
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I don't often ask this but please help me circulate this before Duffy convinces Congress that his $30-50 billion ask (our tax dollars) is somehow justified by yesterday's FAA grounding
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"The vote was a chance to send a message to the White House. One was sent: that of a disorganized, dysfunctional caucus," writes @EoinHiggins_. interc.pt/4Ax32QP
ALT A photo of House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., speaking during a news conference at the Capitol in Washington, D.C., on November 12, 2026, overlaid with the headline, "The Hegseth Vote Was Jeffriesโs First Big Test. He Failed." and the DEK, "By not showing discipline on the Pete Hegseth impeachment vote, Democrats seem poised to repeat the mistakes of the past."
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Some facts:
1 - 84% of Democrats support Medicare for All - Schumer & Jeffries oppose
2 - 73% of Democrats want to abolish ICE- Schumer & Jeffries support ICE
3 - 72% of Democrats want to end or decrease aid to Israel - Schumer & Jeffries support more aid
Do we need these guys? NO
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The 2026 election was the biggest voter backlash to Big Tech since the advent of Silicon Valley - which means that this debacle only three years ago should probably be top of mind in the battle over whether Chuck Schumer should be the Senate Leader.
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They're disqualified from 2028. Sorry.
This is serious. We are serious. We want new leadership who works for us - not Israel.
The Hill: Ally of Chuck Schumer says Senators Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock will vote for Schumer as Senate Majority Leader.
Link to article: thehill.com/homenews/senate/โฆ
The Establishment Dems are desperately trying to reframe the narrative of the Midterms as being a win because of the moderates. Corp Ds want biz as usual & are already ignoring the mandate from voters. People want sweeping change w/populist policies. HRC can Fuk all the way off.
MS NOW is obsessed with tying politicians who lost to MAGA with politicians who won against MAGA
"What should Dems do next, person who has no idea?"
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Iโm going to say this every hour until we all get this:
1. The head of Mossad was in DC today urging Trumpโs admin to get moving on Iran (Axios)
2. On 9/8/26, after the UK announced sanctions against Israel, an outage hit Londonโs flight processing system on the SAME DAY
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I trust Chris Van Hollen as much as anyone who serves in Congress. He has been right on so many issues, he went to see Albrego Garcia when others just used him as a prop. He has a backbone. We need him as SML.
Sen. Van Hollen (MD) talking about Netanyahu's open plan to prop up Hamas to divide Palestinians and make it impossible for the west to support Palestine.
"If Hamas was in control in Gaza, how could anyone accept a Palestinian state?" - Netanyahu
reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/coโฆ
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better metaphor: you finally beat the worst team in league history after losing to them for much of the decade, you won because the roster changed against the managerโs wishes, you shoulda fired the manager long ago, and you best fire him now if you wanna be a winning franchise
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Steel lets Treadaway ask without objection, knowing it was coming, then allows Hardy to answer fully. Instead of objecting, Steel stands and calmly states, โYour Honor, I have a motion.โ
4D chess against a checkers player.
Brian Steel moved for a mistrial after PCSO Detective Nick Hardy testified that body language during suspect interviews can give clues that someone may not be telling the truth.
Arguments:
- Credibility is for the jury
- No expert notice, CV, or supporting materials. No opportunity for a Daubert challenge or rebuttal experts.
- Rules 403 and 704.
- Testimony intentionally elicited by the State
"I don't want a mistrial, by the way."
"I don't want to lose this jury."
Steel requested in the alternative that Hardy's answer be stricken and that the Court instruct the jurors to disregard it. He also said that if a mistrial were to be granted, he intended to file a plea in bar.
The State (ADA Treadaway)'s response:
"I appreciate Mr. Steele's hyperbole here..."
- Hardy wasn't speaking specifically about Boles
- Hardy was not offered as an expert.
- Steel opened the door by previously questioning Detective Ogden about challenging Boles' account
"What's good for the goose is good for the gander. He boldly kicks down the door to that."
Interestingly, Treadaway had already argued earlier in the day that Steel's cross of Ogden opened the door to previously excluded credibility evidence. Judge Bucci reviewed the questioning and disagreed: "So I don't think that opens the door.
Judge Bucci DENIED the motion finding that Hardy hadn't specifically testified about Boles' credibility; he confirmed the State would not pursue that line further.
At the end of this compilation, Steel renews his motion and made his record, and has the Judge order no contact between the witness and the parties over the weekend.
#BrianSteel #LacyBolesTrial #BUCCI
This is a thorough look at the disqualifying history of Hakeem Jeffries. Time to take the trash out.
@ryangrim @emilyjashinsky @krystalball #BreakingPoints should replicate this deep dive into HJ & inform your viewers exactly who this guy is. It might help derail his ambitions
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You lose me with Angie Nixon. All it takes is one little โtellโ and her tell was those 1960s-style posts about the evils of Cuba. I get it. Gusano voters in FL. But she couldโve just said nothing. Instead she showed us who sheโd be in office. โCentrismโ is a cancer and it spreads
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Today, the FAA experienced a technical issue that grounded all flights in the USA which I'm sure has nothing to do with this news from today
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Now you are required to believe in "The Torah" to lead the Senate? In a country that allegedly has freedom of and from religion? Chucky the Schume is losing his mind.
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๐ฅApparently the government run โnewsโ is never allowed to ask the State Police Colonel questions!
๐ฅ5 years later and not even an attempt to question the leader of the most corrupt LE agency in the nation. This is why the corruption never stops!
NO QUESTIONS NOBLE ๐คก
