Opinions are my own, except the one time I hand my phone to an unknown staffer. Film Critic. #LakeShow. Anxious. Sometimes drunk. Better in writing.

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Joined March 2010
We are living in a parody universe.
Clinging to my guns and religion at the Greensboro Cheesecake Factory tonight.
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Absolutely HOWLING at the folks lining up to defend the Cheesecake Factory aesthetic.
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Love this for us.
President Trump stands in background as Nicki Minaj speaks at the rally Michigan REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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Impossibly hilarious that they juxtapose this picture of Maher looking proud with Trump’s shitpost.
JUST IN: Trump calls Bill Maher a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER,” in 1,300+ word Truth, 10 days after hosting him for a 4-hour dinner at the White House.
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Billy essentially begged the filmmakers to show his dick.
"You Can See Everything" director Lance Oppenheim says Elizabeth Holmes' partner Billy Evans "didn't care about being seen naked" in the documentary: "We were in the car ride on the way back from the gym, and I said to Billy, ‘We will give you some time to shower.’ And Billy responded, ‘Want to film me showering?’ I offered to film him in a way that could avoid seeing his genitals, but Billy said he didn’t care about being seen naked.” variety.com/2026/film/news/y…
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Kuz is worse at right-wing shit-posting than he is at basketball.
this desperate pysop is unbearable to watch in Michigan. so tired of listening to it. 1 in 4 black people in Michigan are below the poverty line and the message is Muslim/jewish duo is what we’re talking about. Last thing that Michiganders care about is a religious identity pitch. And on top of that Michigan is a state where the population of Muslims and Jews are both 1 percent. What are we talking about
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Yaxel should be benched and go through the wringer at practice. But because the Warriors are in such a talent deficit, he has to go out there, play like ass, and chirp at superstars.
Steve Kerr on Yaxel Lendeborg's defense: "His weak-side awareness right now is very poor. And with his size, he should be one of our best defenders at the rim. And right now, he's unaware on the weak-side"
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fUTURe hAlL oF fAmEr aRcH mANnInG
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Dude just walked into the league as a 46-year-old rookie and he makes Dillon Brooks chill by comparison.
Yaxel Lendeborg on what people are saying about his comments last game: “I’m not supposed to talk to him, something like that. Like, I ain’t never been a hoe. Come on now. He gonna say what he gonna say, I’ma say what I wanna say. I’m not afraid to talk to nobody, man. He’s not Michael Jordan. Come on now. So, I mean, it’s fun trash talk. I feel like I did kinda take it overboard in the media, but I mean, it is what it is.” (via @joseph_dycus)
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(He doesn’t seem to understand that what he’s doing is whining and complaining)
“Watching all the whining and complaining, I lost all respect.” — Yaxel Lendeborg on Luka Doncic. (via @melissarohlin)
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Ty Lue: “That win was for Mr. Ballmer. Just want to say thank you for everything. We’re still fighting for him.”
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Gonna be a rough career if you get this deep in your feelings in your first ever game.
Yaxel Lendeborg calls out Luka Doncic: "Watching all his whining and complaining... I lost all respect for him." (@melissarohlin)
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Jason McKiernan retweeted
Back to you
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Come on, man.
Dan Patrick says Larry Bird was a better player than LeBron James 👀 "Larry Bird at his best was better than LeBron James. And I truly believe that." (Via @dpshow )
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No excuses
Warriors injury report vs Lakers: Steph Curry: Probable (ankle) Brandin Podziemski: OUT (back) Charles Bassey: Questionable (patella) Jimmy Butler: OUT (ACL) Moses Moody: OUT (Patella) Kristaps Porzingis OUT (not with team)
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I’m so hyped for the movie he’s describing.
Don't be fooled by the hype. This is THREE HOURS of turgid, lugubrious shots of unpleasant, unattractive, clinically depressed rich people ineptly manipulating each another. Possibly the most boring movie I've ever seen. Much left unexplained but who cares, the stakes are so low.
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Might be time for Lafayette No. 1 for old James.
James Carville says he'd rather have Republicans keep control of the House than Democrats winning the chamber by 5 seats. "I would rather the Republicans keep the House by five than the Democrats win by five, because if that happens, they’re hostage to the DSA. Like, Hakeem cannot move. There’s no place for him to go."
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in all seriousness regarding Billy, despite what people may think after watching the doc, i don’t think enough attention was given to the fact that he has effectively become a single father he’s not only responsible for raising the children alone, but also navigating the emotional and practical difficulties of having a spouse who is incarcerated i think he deserves far more credit for holding the two young children together
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Jason McKiernan retweeted
he has lived so many lives
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