@Circle10

and there was a great earthquake. and the sun became black as sackcloth made of hair.

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Joined April 2021
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My worst real fear is a genetic bomb, sort of a 'Gene-Bomb', that if detonated will mutate human people en masse. Via nanite
aerith.@earthboundcetraOct 27
my worst REAL fear is having my partner wake up one random day and they have completely fallen out of love with me. but instead of breaking up with me, they keep the relationship going but with zero effort, zero communication, absolutely nothing. and it ends up driving ME insane.
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If I lived in San Francisco I think over time I would begin to want to inflict as much pain and suffering on those around me as possible
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To forget her I had to become a Chaos Space Marine
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Awesome bit in Robocop is that nobody has a cool car
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Yesterday I bought my first Warhammer model, a Plague Marine Icon Bearer, and then Nurgle blessed me with diarrhea for the rest of the day
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That’s really cool man, hey I am actually going to flay you and make you into a cape just so you know
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Common theme in adult pathological liars is stories of crazy spontaneous sex situations
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Butthead is going to kill Bevis and everyone just watches. One of these days you’ll all see and you’ll pretend like it came out of nowhere.
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(Jay Leno voice) you hear about this? They’re turning Black folk into Waymos in Atlanta
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The darkest part of post breakup isn’t thinking about your ex. It’s when you realize you’ve begun thinking about the horrifying power of Chaos Space Marines almost as much as you think about your ex.
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Gen Xers be like lets name our son Ryan
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I sprint and chase you down and tackle you squeeze your fucking head in my hands until you cry and your hair is all messed up
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Dude, look! I got a new muzzle brake!
10шм@Circle10Oct 3
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Butthead hurts Bevis
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At least once a week I get to interact with a fully illiterate adult at my restaurant cashier job
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I’ve been chosen as the heir of Peepaw’s special Chicago Police 66-1
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broc@brocdoggOct 6
Mr. Um Travels Through Time in a Completely Unrelated Sequence
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(Kicking my roommate’s door open when I hear a Huggie’s diaper commercial come on Tubi on his TV) What the fuck are you watching you sick piece of shit.
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Reworked his camo a bit. Still not entirely satisfied with my attempts at making EMR but it looks good from a distance.
10шм@Circle10Sep 29
Russian tank commander painted and waiting for T-90M to be painted
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Another Russian military homunculus created. I tried Partizan camo on the summer suit and it came out okay.
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